The Montauk Monster

http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-photohub/di...605358740.JPEG

Could it be a devil dog? The mythical chupacabra? Perhaps it's just an unfortunate pug, raccoon or turtle. A photo of a strange creature lying dead on a Montauk, N.Y., beach, fuels Web-wide speculation and amusement. "It looked like nothing I'd ever seen before," Ryan O'Shea, one of the witnesses, told Newsday. "It looked like it died angry."

'Mystery' Creatures


Montauk Monster: This otherworldly looking creature found on a New York beach July 13 has been called an alien, a science experiment gone bad, even "how I imagine Karl Rove looks on the inside." Some dismiss it as a decomposing pug or turtle without a shell.


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http://news.aol.com/weird-news/artic...monster/114144
http://www.newsday.com/news/columnis....column?page=1

Looks like a dog mixed with a bird mixed with a pig.

It's probably just some ****** :(

Missing link.

Looks like a turtle that lost its shell (is that even possible?)

I live like 20 minutes from there. I've been to that beach too.
Part dog or something.

can't be a turtle without shells because a turtles shell is a turtles spine

i believe its some mentally challenged person who drank to much chocolate milk and drowned

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Originally Posted by Xenonight2

That looks like the aborted fetus I keep pickled in the secret room in my basement.

Anyway, it's probably just a mutant freak of nature. I wouldn't worry much about the thing. It's dead now! Like we all one day will be.

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Optimism. ;D

wow... it really looks strange but i agree looks like an aborted animal.. lol
all i can say that mother nature is really unpredictable

the bottom half looks like chicken

probably taste likes chicken.

NO YOUR ALL WRONG!!!!

I being an expert on the mythical being know for a fact that this is a very young offspring of the vicious man/bear/pig. Notice its legs slandering down like a pigs but the body gives it that very real yet small feeling that its related to a human. Now lets not forget the beak which is a mixture of all 3 beasts.

The MAN/BEAR/PIG

My mom was talking about this yesterday since it was in the paper and i watched a video today. It looks like some dog thing but this one video said it was a raccoon.

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Originally Posted by Necronax

NO YOUR ALL WRONG!!!!

I being an expert on the mythical being know for a fact that this is a very young offspring of the vicious man/bear/pig. Notice its legs slandering down like a pigs but the body gives it that very real yet small feeling that its related to a human. Now lets not forget the beak which is a mixture of all 3 beasts.

The MAN/BEAR/PIG

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Wait wut...

which one of those beasts has a beak =(

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Originally Posted by hobosexual

Wait wut...

which one of those beasts has a beak =(

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the pig has a snout, which begins to slant down due to the bears mouth, and then is shortened due to us humans. The hardness of the beak is because the human part is from Alaska.

Saw this on Aol homepage but was too lazy to post it. Anyway the head looks like a turtle head but I'm not sure about the body since i never saw a turtle without it's shell except in that eaten alive movie

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Originally Posted by Pan

It's probably just some ****** :(

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I had to lol at that. :D

But if the fact that maybe it's a demon is cool.

I'm just gonna say it's a demon, and make myself happy.

It's back end looks like that of a chicken:

http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-photohub/di...605358740.JPEG

http://www.fsis.usda.gov/images/ther...le_chicken.jpg

It's a chicken/turtle/pig, but seriously, whoever saw that thing shouldn't have left it alone, they should have captured it and sold it to the government for money, lotsa money.

my guess is it's an old, dead racoon. Turtles does not have teeth like those. Plus the beak looking thing is probably the racoon's front tooth, they have that similar curve. And it even has a little bit of dark fur/skin left on the hand/leg thing.

Some guy probably shaved the poor thing and throw it in the ocean lol.

i think FLuffee talked about this i dont remember but i bet its an experiment gone wrong

I got something to admit.

That "creature"..........it's actually me.

I was on a sea rock resting, and A high wave washed me off and knocked me out, and I washed up on the beach.

So now, I'm in the secret lab in Area 51, borrowing their comp to play MMO. They have high speed internetz and a kick-ass comp here! :D

But they experimented on my eye balls and took them out, but replaced them with these kick-ass Terminator like robot eyes!

BTW. Just so you guys know, I'm a Sea purtdog. yeah. Me and my friends have been around for a long time, you humans just haven't looked hard enough.

And if he's on his comp now, I would like to give a shout out to my dog Locksnezz.

From Crib 51!

Put that thing on a spittle and I think it'd be a good roast. yum...dinner

HELLHOUND!!!

The time is nigh, the forces of hell are attacking.

Great,yummy speculation.

DNA tests now?

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Originally Posted by Kn7ghT

HELLHOUND!!!

The time is nigh, the forces of hell are attacking.

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QUICK, WE MUST HASTE BACK TO GENERAL. THE DISCUSSION OF WHETHER WE MUST PUT OUR FAITH IN THE BOOK OR NOT AWAITS US.

No, but srsly, I'd hate to be bitten by one of those.

Wait, wtf? Why does it have it's paws tied? It has a pig tail but it's not remotely similiar to a pig, too.

WHERES YOUR GOD KNOW?!?!??



(its probably some mutated turtle)

Don't worry my friends, Detective Boom is on the case! I've got a bag of thunda to keep turtles I find, and a hammer to crack their shells off. I'll start running some tests and see what I can find.

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Originally Posted by BoomThunda

Don't worry my friends, Detective Boom is on the case! I've got a bag of thunda to keep turtles I find, and a hammer to crack their shells off. I'll start running some tests and see what I can find.

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*chkk*

Detective, it's Roscoe. How's that report coming, over?

*chkk*

*SHHSSHHkrrrSHHHHH*

Detective Boom? Detective Boom, do you copy? DETECTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

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Originally Posted by ramennn

*chkk*

Detective, it's Roscoe. How's that report coming, over?

*chkk*

*SHHSSHHkrrrSHHHHH*

Detective Boom? Detective Boom, do you copy? DETECTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

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*chkk*

This is Detective Boom, I have further concluded that they ARE IN FACT DEMONS!

*chkk*

Oh my God get out of there!

*chkk*

NO! I must fight the Demons!

*chkk*

No Boom! You are the Demons!


And then Boom was a turtle.

Looks like a decomposing dog..

Looks like the offspring of a ***** female dog. She obviously had sex with a dog/pitbull/racoon/turtle/naked rat to produce that freak of nature.

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Originally Posted by Oisterboy

"A dog or coyote that was diseased and has been in the sea for a while.""

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Good thing it didn't come with a pair of walkers.

http://www.readaboutcomics.com/images/100803_gyo01.jpg

I guess that's too much of an inside joke.

Can we eat it?

I wonder how it tastes.

I totally watched the monster quest where they find that crazy new breed of dog, which looks nothing like this.

That thing would make me shit myself.