Man arrested for shooting his lawnmower

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08-04-2008, 09:55 PM
BanMido

Man arrested for shooting his lawnmower

I laughed when I read this....

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MILWAUKEE - A 56-year-old Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start.

Keith Walendowski has been charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.

According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski says he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police: "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She says he was intoxicated.

Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.

A call to Walendowski's home went unanswered Friday.
08-04-2008, 10:00 PM
Kn7ghT

There's an obvious reason he shot it and got arrested.

That lawnmower was a spy.
08-04-2008, 10:03 PM
Fyrburn

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kn7ghT

There's an obvious reason he shot it and got arrested.

That lawnmower was a spy.

Damn commies!
08-04-2008, 10:07 PM
Kn7ghT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fyrburn

Damn commies!

Critical failure
If you don't get it don't respond.
08-04-2008, 10:24 PM
Popsai

Actually didnt he get arrested because he had a sawn off shotgun or something?
08-04-2008, 10:45 PM
BoomThunda
08-04-2008, 11:39 PM
BoundByHonor

I hope the lawn mower is doing alright. Garden tools are people, too.
08-04-2008, 11:53 PM
MarchoftheBlackLions

Reminds me of an old joke.

Man walks into a bar, sits down, orders, and notices an old sawn-off double barrel shotgun hanging on the wall. The man asks the bartender "How much is that thing worth?", the bartender replies "About ten years..."
08-05-2008, 12:19 AM
PugsPwn

Lol thats crazy.... he ss'ed when he should have bfed...noob.
08-05-2008, 12:21 AM
Moshi2

omgwtf why 2 of u have the same avatar? are u twins irl?
08-05-2008, 12:22 AM
PugsPwn

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moshi2

omgwtf why 2 of u have the same avatar? are u twins irl?

Nope i just robbed his avatar had his sig too but deleted it.
08-05-2008, 12:23 AM
ChickenDewd21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moshi2

omgwtf why 2 of u have the same avatar? are u twins irl?

They are, and they both participate in hard sweaty twincest right in front of me on a daily basis.

Sadly, they are men. Sigh I guess I wasn't meant for the good life. *whistles Dixie*
08-05-2008, 01:12 AM
PugsPwn

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChickenDewd21

They are, and they both participate in hard sweaty twincest right in front of me on a daily basis.

Sadly, they are men. Sigh I guess I wasn't meant for the good life. *whistles Dixie*

Wtf? Chicken your messed up...
08-05-2008, 02:39 AM
hksmrchan

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Originally Posted by Kn7ghT

Critical failure
If you don't get it don't respond.

Critical failure happens whenever I NEED a tofu. Then the cracker owns me because my tofu failed to summon X_X
08-05-2008, 02:46 AM
Randomizer

Ahh.. this is my daily dose of my Police Report...
08-05-2008, 03:19 AM
Reveille

i heard this on the radio like 3 days ago and was like wtf...
08-05-2008, 11:43 AM
Oisterman

Rofl, they should come around my home town.

Everyone is always shooting their cars and shit. Nobody says a word.

Some yards around here have "shootin' cars"...XD
08-05-2008, 06:03 PM
Petrus

Quote:

Originally Posted by hiboy2004

Yeah, I heard about this last week. My question is this:

If you drink alot to have fun, and mowing, in my opinion, isn't fun. Then why would you go mow your lawn while your drunk? It defeats the purpose of drinking.

D:

Some people don't drink for fun,

There's your answer.