I didn't know if there was one of these, I thought there was but.... post your jokes!
I found this in my 'Joke of the Day' email. Thought it was pretty funny.
A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."
The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,
"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM ****NFFFIINRTY." The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."