Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns

[Thalamast]

i lolled at the topic name and couldn't make it past the first paragraph because the baby's expressions made me want to die

[zuloon]

To knowingly upset your baby like that is downright cruel," said Hershey, PA homemaker Barbara Sterling. "My child is going to lose his blissful sense of innocence the old-fashioned way—by coming home from school one day only to learn that his parents are getting a divorce."

Lol! Best ending ever!

[Fieren]

For some reason, when I read the first half of title, I was thinking they did some crazy shit like release their own lube.

lol anyways

[power_gamer_6]

Oh, it's a joke. That was totally not evident.

[EatFroot]

wtf.. they'll never want to take a bath ever again..

[zuloon]

Oh, it's a joke. That was totally not evident.

The Onion always has fake news. But it's more entertaining than normal news, plus it's always fun to cite it as a source.

[Manic]

The number of people who haven't heard of the Onion still amazes me.