Vitamin Water Labels...

[Bryan]

I know this is a random thought, but is it just me, or are the Vitamin Water labels funny? Call them corny, whatever, but you have to give them credit for at least TRYING to make you lol. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, here:

[gun_n_run69]

The soccer one made me chuckle.

[Bryan]

I just drank the focus one and I literally haven't blinked in the last 5-6 minutes. o_o

[Jakuza]

Dude, they are so hilarious! It's funny how they actually be honest about what it does to you..not like other companies. :P

[Thalamast]

i drink the triple x and energy

i mixed em and it tasted like shit and i felt high

[Cereal&Milk]

Ever drink a can of Rockstar? Try drinking ten of those at once.

You won't blink for a week.

[MarchoftheBlackLions]

Jägerbombs, wut wut.

[hackedx]

The dragon fruit one is terrible, don't ever try it.

[Pulse]

Ever drink a can of Rockstar? Try drinking ten of those at once.

You won't blink for a week.

Or suffer a heart attack.
Though,
You could drink 85.31 cans of Rockstar before croaking.

This website tells you how many shit's you can drink based on their caffeine level.
Not sure if it's true or not, but it said I ned 2700 glasses of chocolate milk to die.

http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine

[hackedx]

Not sure if it's true or not, but it said I ned 2700 glasses of chocolate milk to die.

uh oh. ..

[Cereal&Milk]

Or suffer a heart attack.
Though,
You could drink 85.31 cans of Rockstar before croaking.

This website tells you how many shit's you can drink based on their caffeine level.
Not sure if it's true or not, but it said I ned 2700 glasses of chocolate milk to die.

http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine

Not true. Everyone is different, so it's hard to pinpoint exactly how much a person needs in order to croak.

Also, I drunk a can of Rockstar once, and became a dick for the entire day. I was so hyper that everyone was getting pummeled with hits.

I'd also became super aware. Things I couldn't avoid before became that much easier to avoid.

Like, for instance, kicks from a Black Belt TKD.

[Pulse]

Not true. Everyone is different, so it's hard to pinpoint exactly how much a person needs in order to croak.

Also, I drunk a can of Rockstar once, and became a dick for the entire day. I was so hyper that everyone was getting pummeled with hits.

I'd also became super aware. Things I couldn't avoid before became that much easier to avoid.

Like, for instance, kicks from a Black Belt TKD.

Yeh, even though it asked for your weight and such.
It totally matters on each person.

[shade45]

Not true. Everyone is different, so it's hard to pinpoint exactly how much a person needs in order to croak.

Also, I drunk a can of Rockstar once, and became a dick for the entire day. I was so hyper that everyone was getting pummeled with hits.

I'd also became super aware. Things I couldn't avoid before became that much easier to avoid.

Like, for instance, kicks from a Black Belt TKD.

Lol, I had 2 Monsters today before work (or at the start of work rather), and about 5 hours in I was already tired. That's probably cuz today was a busy as shit day and we only had 2 people working including me (I work at a pizza joint)

[Pulse]

Lol, I had 2 Monsters today before work (or at the start of work rather), and about 5 hours in I was already tired. That's probably cuz today was a busy as shit day and we only had 2 people working including me (I work at a pizza joint)

Monsters tire me out like a *****.
I drink it and I wanna sleep right away.

[Rendascus]

The soccer one reminded me of "powerthirst"

POWER EATING, POWER SLEEPING, POWER WALKING, POWER TALKING...ET CETERA

You'll be power spawning babies!

You'll have 400 babies!

[Pulse]

3.00?
Energy drinks vary from 2.50$ CAD to 5.00$ CAD.

Bullshit.