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    Default Chuck Norris Defeated!



    Paddles are deadly.

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    ahahahaha cool^_^

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    This must have been in Soviet Russia.

    Nah... Even in Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris kills you.

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    Old. Chuck Norris + Internet = Old.

    But gif, is pretty good. I like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin1221 View Post
    Old. Chuck Norris + Internet = Old.

    But gif, is pretty good. I like it.
    do you want a cookie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xXTraitorXx View Post
    do you want a cookie?
    i want your asian.

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    He really made me believe that he got hit by that paddle.









    srsly.

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    i remember that episode. he fakes a knockout and gets back on his feet 5 minutes later. Tracks the boot-prints left by the dude with the paddle and the dude in red shirt, beats the shit out them with bare hands, and rescues his girl and the old man. (forgot their names).

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    He wants to meet Bruce Lee again in the afterlife for a rematch. lol
    It was part of the plan

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    Chuck Norris is a fad that needs to die out. Like, right now.

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    Once Chuck Norris is on the ground, he throws a rope around the other guys legs, pulls the guy towards him, and proceeds to kick his head off. No one ****ing messes with this dude!

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    The paddle is just for trying to make Chuck Norris cry so he can cure cancer but it fails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoubleDouble View Post
    A thread like this would usually get insta-locked by one of the mods. Why isnt it locked?
    Cause I was playing DotA.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SorenEmblem View Post
    Chuck Norris is a fad that needs to die out. Like, right now.
    better men than you have tried and failed.

    'tis hopeless.

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