Playboy's 2008 Cyber Girl is a HUEG Dork.

[Jakuza]

Don't worry, mods, nothing explicit here.


http://www.ripten.com/2008/08/22/pla...s-a-huge-dork/

You may remember the Playboy Cyber Girl of the Year Jo Garcia from her attempt to dethrone the Wii Fit girl as “Sexiest Ass to Fake Hoola Hoop” (which I think Wii Fit girl won). Anyway, it would seem that the Cyber Girl lives up to her title as the geek version of the Playmate of the Year, and was not just playing the Wii as a publicity stunt. Turns out she’s a big-time gamer, with a love and knowledge of Final Fantasy that runs so deep that I, of all people, would actually make fun of her dorkiness. Video follows.

Video link
http://www.pwnordie.com/videos/bf727ad6bd

Okay, is it just me, or do you find this girl to actually be less attractive now? It would seem that on paper, this is every guy’s dream, especially a guy like our own Chad Lakkis who is equally obsessed with Final Fantasy. In reality… not so much.

She also further fuels the stereotype that pretty girls are stupid by talking about the 15-level difference between a boss that she fought at level 45 and then again at 70, which all you number wizards out there can agree is not quite accurate. Then she says that people have the “misnomer” that there is only one Zodiac Spear when in fact there are two — so it appears that Miss Garcia not only failed math class, but English as well. Congradurations!

Don’t get me wrong, I would make fun of this person just as much if it were a guy, if not more. Then again, it probably wouldn’t be worth writing about if it were a guy, unless maybe it was some celebrity like Danny DeVito or something.

So, in conclusion, the moral of this story is that hot girls seem hotter when they don’t talk. Ha, I’m just half-kidding. Seriously, do you find this girl more or less attractive now compared to just watching her shake her ass on Wii Fit? Ladies also — what are your feelings on the matter? And don’t just saying I’m being superficial. As a Playboy model, it it her job to be attractive, so discussing what makes her more or less attractive is relevant and important to her career (*snicker*).

[Xente]

3 words

America, **** Yeah

[Neil]

Pretty ugly, yeah?

Certainly not my... Type.

[Jakuza]

Pretty ugly, yeah?

Certainly not my... Type.

Personally, I wouldn't mind a piece. We can...play MGS4 together. <3

Speaking of which, Murxi, will you ever get a PS3 to play MGS4? You're missing out on a lot of awesomeness, man. I'm on my 9th play through.

[Proxzor]

she looks ok.. :P

[ramennn]

Lol. I watched this on on demand.

[ChickenDewd21]

Pretty ugly, yeah?

Certainly not my... Type.

What is your type, Margaret Thatcher? I would let this woman play with my joystick any day. She can be my Final Fantasy. I'd let her hop on my wii whenever she wants. I'm done now.

[Domokun]

I prefer my chicks to at least have a brain.

[Bryan]

I prefer my chicks to at least have a brain.

I would say something really gross here, but I'll pass it up. Anyways, hooray for you for having preferences.

[Sandman53]

45 + 15 = 70? Someone was not paying attention in math class. Give me a woman who can add.

[zamwini]

[KOBR] quickoats: ****
[KOBR] quickoats: i just nerdgasmed
[KOBR] quickoats: and
[KOBR] quickoats: orgasmed
dandizzle26: xD
[KOBR] quickoats: at the same time
[KOBR] quickoats: i'd let her use my staff
[KOBR] quickoats: if you know what i mean

gotta give credit where it is due. my friend said this after I showed him the video.

[darknight55]

When I first glanced at the title I thought it said "Playboy's 2008 Cyber Girl has a HUEG Dick."

>_>

Me too, so I clicked on the topic and read the 1st post...

I cried.

[Sandman53]

Pshhhhhh If you want that buy a calculator and put it in a sex doll.
2+2=IM COMING

Yes... who wants a person with a brain that can do basic arithmetic! Guess I shoot higher than the bar.

[Proxzor]

Yes... who wants a person with a brain that can do basic arithmetic! Guess I shoot higher than the bar.

Your evil, you accidently wrote Meth and edited it without a message showing you edited it...

Someone was not paying attention in the english class :3


*I made probably something ****ed up with my text aswell :P *

[Sandman53]

Your evil, you accidently wrote Meth and edited it without a message showing you edited it...

Someone was not paying attention in the english class :3


*I made probably something ****ed up with my text aswell :P *

What the hell are you talking about? I am not immune to the edit message nor is there any word in my post to misspell simply "Meth". Personally I think that you are on "Meth", but that is just my personal opinion.

Now please get back on topic and stop trying to point out grammatical/spelling errors please. This is not an English class.