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    It would give me a reason to buy a flamethrower. If i saw that anywhere i would no longer go there or live there.

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    I would literally move to the other side of the world.

    And btw, that picture was taken in Australia, I'm fairly sure. Spiders over there are big as fck...

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    Throw my Xbox 360 at them. Seriously, that thing weighs 50 pounds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xente View Post
    Throw my Xbox 360 at them. Seriously, that thing weighs 50 pounds.
    id throw my ps3 box with the ps3 in there that shit was heavy, and if they didnt work slap them with a rubber chicken (ChickenDewd) and then run

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    Quote Originally Posted by GM Meow View Post
    this video it's MOTHER****ING GOD DAMMIT EPIC WIN

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    Keep em. Spiders = Cash.
    Besides, when you got spiders, you get nothing else. They freaking eat every other bug around...which is amazing.

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    deodrent + lighter.

    Then call a bug exterminator to check that they're gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordar View Post
    this video it's MOTHER****ING GOD DAMMIT EPIC WIN
    Old but still ****ing funny lol. Anyways build a ****ing glass case around them, get a flamethrower and burn those mother ****ers. Or if I had some toxic waste, spill it on them, and start a eight legged freaks apocalyspe

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    I'd look up after seeing it I'd pretend I never saw it and proceed to leave the cellar and lock it after locking it I'll make sure it's impossible for anyone to open it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krivik View Post
    I'd look up after seeing it I'd pretend I never saw it and proceed to leave the cellar and lock it after locking it I'll make sure it's impossible for anyone to open it..
    Then the small spiders will probably infest your entire house, when you're that small, you can get through a lot of crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DivineRevival View Post
    Then the small spiders will probably infest your entire house, when you're that small, you can get through a lot of crap.
    I would freak out if I ever found spiders like that in my bed or in my drawers I would grab my shotgun and start shooting

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    My cats hunt spiders.

    So generally I'm never really bothered by them, although I'm not that bothered about spiders anyway.
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xXTraitorXx View Post
    I would freak out if I ever found spiders like that in my bed or in my drawers I would grab my shotgun and start shooting
    Yeah, I would just move away if I had spiders like that. There must have been 50+ small spiders, if they're that small, they can get almost ANYWHERE in your house, re produce moar, and you're ****ed when you just found out you had 4 spiders crawl in your mouth when you were sleeping last night.

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    did those spiders all come from the big one?

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    Scream. A lot. Even more if it could jump... Jumping spiders = my worst nightmare :[

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    I'd mate with their queen, race of spider mutants, etc.

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    Chuck norris spiders? *runs to bomb shelter*

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    Why on earth did I click this when I know that I'm afraid of spiders? D:

    I'd probably pass out. D:

    Okay.. Well, I'd run out of the house. Screaming, and jumping, and flinging my arms everywhere, and move somewhere else for sure. X_X

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    Put your hand in there and hope to become spiderman oh no more jokes

    I would take a flame thrower and torch the house down and make my insurance pay for it. If it was an apartment... I would sue the owner for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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    Oh god.. I just got goosebumps from looking at it. Even more goosebumps from thinking about it.. *shivers*

    Can spiders other than Tarantulas get that big?! .__.

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    Yo, that pic be hella old.

    Anyways, being OT, I would go "OH ****", then I would go get my phone and take a picture of it. I would try and get as close as I could then one of the spiders would come on to my hand and I'd jump all over the room yelling "****SHIT GET IT OFF ME" and when I finally get it off I'd get out of my room and yell it all over the house, call my friends, call exterminator, etc.

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    There are no spiders that big that would spin webs. There are tarantulas that can grow up to a foot long, but they're ambush predators and don't make any webs. Also the web itself seems very unnatural. It's set up like a regular orb web, but with no.. err... crossbeams?... on it. And apparently the small spiders don't cast any shadows, which means that either they have developed a natural ability to bend light around them or they're photoshopped on to the picture.

    Other than thinking about all that, I'd cry like a little girl and run very far away and I probably wouldn't sleep for a week.

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    I'd take a picture of it and post it on the internet, no seriously I would. Then after that probably walk away and get someone else to do something. I wouldn't freaking touch them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by †Ð£MØÑ† View Post
    I'd probably look at it, go back upstairs, lock the door, and set the house on fire.
    LOL!

    XD

    I seriously don't know, but I wouldn't rest till I found some way to kill em

    Probably with fire like everyone else mentioned, then I can invite my aborigine friends over to dinner.

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    damn that reminds me of that time i found a brown recluse and i sharpened a really long stick and tried to stab it then it jumped on the stick and ran up and bit my hand...it hurt like a mother****er but then i punched it and it died

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