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    Default What do you do? [If you're afraid of spiders, I don't reccomend looking]

    A friend of mine posted this on another forum, so I thought I'd gather some suggestions from you guys:




















    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    You come to a corner in your cellar you haven't been to for a while - it's okay, you can't really be blamed for that.
    Lights weak, so you carry a flashlight.
    Upon searching for some missing items, you discover that there's something moving in the darkness.
    You get chicken skin, but still manage to use your flashlight.

    You see this:


    What do you do?

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    Move to a diffrent state


    Wow, that freked me out was not expecting that

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    Aerisol can, a lighter and let the fun begin!

    And where does your friend live? Spiders that big aren't indigenous to the U.S. I believe.

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    I think he's from England.

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    Wtf. Mass insecticide + baseball bat + soccerball + basketball JUST GTFO MY SIGHT.
    Seriously, those creepy fellows in horde.. damn.

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    A Shit myself
    B Legs lock up and get ate
    C Grab the closest person near me and toss them closer

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    Lock my friends in there and film a new reality show, or saw 5

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    That picture is oooooooooooldddd.

    I see that all the time on more popular forums. So I guess what I'm saying is your friend is a liar if he's tryin to pass that off as a serious pic of his basement. I don't think he's actually looking for serious suggestions though.

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    Eat them. O.o

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    He never said they were his, he was just asking what you would do. :P

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    Bricks were shat.

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    Why is there a huge one and than a bunch of little ones don't the babies eat the mother when they are born?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryan View Post
    I think he's from England.
    You don't get spiders like that in England.

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    Stab it with the biggest knife i can find.

    Sell the body on ebay

    $$Profit$$

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    Stop impregnating spiders. Seriously, if you stop screwing spiders you'll have less child support to pay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Pheer View Post
    Stab it with the biggest knife i can find.

    Sell the body on ebay

    $$Profit$$
    he should let the rest of them get bigger than he will make alot

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    Quote Originally Posted by xXTraitorXx View Post
    he should let the rest of them get bigger than he will make alot
    Good idea! We'll make millions!!!

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    Ctrl + Alt + Delete

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    Quote Originally Posted by xXTraitorXx View Post
    Why is there a huge one and than a bunch of little ones don't the babies eat the mother when they are born?
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    The mother eats the father.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popsai View Post
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    The mother eats the father.
    no i was watching a video in science and it was like spider arnt like cats they a natural born killers and there first prey is there mother or something idk

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    Poke it with a stick?

    Also I would call the cops and tell them that a little midget spiderman broke into your house.

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    burn d fk out of dem =D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epicipe View Post
    Ctrl + Alt + Delete
    ur gonna turn on task manager?

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