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What do you do? [If you're afraid of spiders, I don't reccomend looking]
A friend of mine posted this on another forum, so I thought I'd gather some suggestions from you guys:
Originally Posted by Dan
You come to a corner in your cellar you haven't been to for a while - it's okay, you can't really be blamed for that.
Lights weak, so you carry a flashlight.
Upon searching for some missing items, you discover that there's something moving in the darkness.
You get chicken skin, but still manage to use your flashlight.
You see this:
What do you do?
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Move to a diffrent state
Wow, that freked me out was not expecting that
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Aerisol can, a lighter and let the fun begin!
And where does your friend live? Spiders that big aren't indigenous to the U.S. I believe.
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I think he's from England.
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You don't get spiders like that in England.
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Stab it with the biggest knife i can find.
Sell the body on ebay
$$Profit$$
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Stop impregnating spiders. Seriously, if you stop screwing spiders you'll have less child support to pay.
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he should let the rest of them get bigger than he will make alot
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Wtf. Mass insecticide + baseball bat + soccerball + basketball JUST GTFO MY SIGHT.
Seriously, those creepy fellows in horde.. damn.
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A Shit myself
B Legs lock up and get ate
C Grab the closest person near me and toss them closer
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Lock my friends in there and film a new reality show, or saw 5
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That picture is oooooooooooldddd.
I see that all the time on more popular forums. So I guess what I'm saying is your friend is a liar if he's tryin to pass that off as a serious pic of his basement. I don't think he's actually looking for serious suggestions though.
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Eat them. O.o
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He never said they were his, he was just asking what you would do. :P
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Bricks were shat.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaah flamethrower feel the wrath of call of duty 5....
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I'd mate with their queen, race of spider mutants, etc.
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Chuck norris spiders? *runs to bomb shelter*
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Why on earth did I click this when I know that I'm afraid of spiders? D:
I'd probably pass out. D:
Okay.. Well, I'd run out of the house. Screaming, and jumping, and flinging my arms everywhere, and move somewhere else for sure. X_X
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Oh god.. I just got goosebumps from looking at it. Even more goosebumps from thinking about it.. *shivers*
Can spiders other than Tarantulas get that big?! .__.
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Yo, that pic be hella old.
Anyways, being OT, I would go "OH ****", then I would go get my phone and take a picture of it. I would try and get as close as I could then one of the spiders would come on to my hand and I'd jump all over the room yelling "****SHIT GET IT OFF ME" and when I finally get it off I'd get out of my room and yell it all over the house, call my friends, call exterminator, etc.
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this video it's MOTHER****ING GOD DAMMIT EPIC WIN
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Keep em. Spiders = Cash.
Besides, when you got spiders, you get nothing else. They freaking eat every other bug around...which is amazing.
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Old but still ****ing funny lol. Anyways build a ****ing glass case around them, get a flamethrower and burn those mother ****ers. Or if I had some toxic waste, spill it on them, and start a eight legged freaks apocalyspe
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