School Today...

[Kenapachi]

I Start school in exactly 2 hours.

I haven't slept in 2 days, and I'm not tired.

But, because i know how boring school is, chances are ill fall asleep, i need a quick few answers to keep myself awake during the long hours of school. Its also the first day of school. My teachers or going to think bad of me, so i really don't want to fall asleep in their classes.

Any secrets to staying awake? Tips?

I'm NOT Going to BED. It starts in 2 hours.

[lothia]

Three things, all of which take money.
First of all you can go to your nearest gas store and get some stay away pills, (not caffine pills but they will contain caffine probably) then take some of them with in an hour you will be pretty good
Second: Buy some energy drinks probably cost you about $4.00 but that doesn't always work
Third: Get a starbucks, Grande Mocha with 2 extra shots. Don't get a venti unless you hate coffee because a Grande and Venti both origonally only come with 2 shots, so you aren't gaining anything with the bigger one, just loosing money.

[Kenapachi]

I've already thought of this. I can go down to the nearest gas station and by that 5-Hour Energy. ( I hear it really works but, I also heard the taste wasn't very good.)

But, seeing how I have no Money, it's impossible. Thanks though.

[lothia]

Well you can always drink coffee or tea at your house. Green tea has as much caffine as Coffee does.

[daroth]

Chances are your going to fall asleep during class anyway so bring a napkin to wipe your drool. Even if you used 5 hour energy, it's only for 5 hours.

[Jacksterson]

This will work, but I strongly advise against it. So heres my advise.

Think about sex allllllll day.

[Kenapachi]

Aha. Nice Jacksterton.

That's also most likely true daroth, either way I'd probably fall asleep, seeing how my first class is also probably going to be the hardest. That also means its going to be the most boring.

Any other Help/Tips besides thinking about sex all day or Buying something?


Edit: School now starts in a hour exactly ;(. Anymore tips? Anyone?

[Petrus]

I always got a headphone on in class, or just talked with everyone around me.
Also move a bit, or just try to focus on the class.....something I never did.

Anyhow just talking with people and make a good time is how I survived the boredomkingdom of school.

[Raiyne]

Expresso.

I don't care that it tastes bitter as hell, drink it like a man!

Don't rely on it though. 8 hours of sleep is the best thing... ever.

[Xyphler]

Expresso.

I don't care that it tastes bitter as hell, drink it like a man!

Don't rely on it though. 8 hours of sleep is the best thing... ever.

YES!!! BE A MAN AND DRINK IT!!! >
Actually it works...Seriously.
It was my first day of school like last year. I havent slept for like 12 hours straight...
What I did:
1) Drive down to Starbucks.
2) Ordered Expresso.(It just came to mind)
3) ? ? ?
4) PROFIT.

[Icy]

Viagra + Cow's tail.


To all those that doesnt know what's cow's tail...it works the same as viagra. Chinese used to eat that for...well....mating...

[tarozeero]

talk in class. or draw stick figures killing each other. try mixing around with some girls. it helps

[Oisterman]

Dude, the first day of school is awesome. You don't have to do ANYTHING, just learn the rules of the classroom. They are all pretty much the same anyway, so it never takes too long.

I always went to breakfast with my friends on the first day of school (instead of going to school lol). We just got caught up from summer time and then we'd hang out in a park all day. We went to school the next day (which is even more bullshit than the first day) and figured out what we needed to know.

In my school, they never even handed the books out until the monday after the first week was up. Lol.