Jokes.

[Abubakr]

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Running, Stealing, and shooting comes natural to them.


Lawl.

Please no racism.

[Kenapachi]

People this days take things to seriously. It's a complete joke, i didn't point it out at anyone specific. No one in particular, if you guys can't take a simply joke, somethings wrong.. IT Said Jokes, i didn't see any rule in the jokes.

But here is a rule in the forum rules, going to edit it, thanks.

[Useless]

Not really rascism, its just how the media brings it out.

"two men walk into a bar.....


they both say 'ow!'"

its lame i know...

[Xente]

Not really rascism, its just how the media brings it out.

"two men walk into a bar.....


they both say 'ow!'"

its lame i know...

it took me an hour to get that when i first heard it lol

[Abubakr]

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Lol, that's funny. And I know what you mean that it was only a joke, but some people get offended, and it'll end up getting the thread locked.

[Norrin Radd]

People this days take things to seriously. It's a complete joke, i didn't point it out at anyone specific. No one in particular, if you guys can't take a simply joke, somethings wrong.. IT Said Jokes, i didn't see any rule in the jokes.

But here is a rule in the forum rules, going to edit it, thanks.

That's a pretty bullshit way out of it.

"Listen to this joke that is totally racist, then ignore that it's racist.". I don't find racism funny.

[Mr. First Name Basis]

Here's a news flash, if racism offends you, you might just fall into the things they are describing.

I'm going to post my joke later. -reserved for purple flower joke-

EDIT: http://sleeplessinmuscat.blogspot.co...ower-joke.html

It's funny but worth the read.

[Thalamast]

Here's a news flash, if racism offends you, you might just fall into the things they are describing.

I'm going to post my joke later. -reserved for purple flower joke-

EDIT: http://sleeplessinmuscat.blogspot.co...ower-joke.html

It's funny but worth the read.

omg that joke sucked

it was funny but it was too long for such a pathetic ending

[Mr. First Name Basis]

omg that joke sucked

it was funny but it was too long for such a pathetic ending

thus the point of the purple flower joke.

[Cloud13]

One day, an Englishman, an Irishman, a Swedish woman, and an old German woman were riding in a train compartment.

At one point, they went into a tunnel. While they were in there, there was a loud slap, and an, "Ow!"

When they came out of the tunnel, the Englishman was rubbing his cheek.

The old lady thought, "The Englishman must have tried to grope the Swedish lady, and she slapped him."

The Swedish lady thought, "The Englishman must have tried to grope me, but groped the old lady instead, and she slapped him."

The Englishman thought, "The Irish guy must have groped the Swedish gal, and she slapped me by accident."

The Irishman thought, "I can't wait until we go through another tunnel, so I can slap the Englishman again."

[Xenonight2]

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of his pants.

The bartender looks at him and says "You have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants."

And the pirate responds, "Yarr I know, it be drivin' me nuts!"

[Attila]

Descartes walks into a bar.

The bartender walks up to him and says, “Would you care for a drink?”

Descartes replied, “I think not.” and disappears.