Oh my
Hmm...In my junior year of high school I was sitting in science. For some reason still unknown to me, the teacher had a yard stick and a tennis ball to demonstrate something science-related. She hit the ball with the yard stick and it went flying across the room, bounced of the wall, and rolled right beside me damn foot. So I picked it up and hid it in my sweatshirt. She came over near me looking for it and couldn't find it. Then she turned around and started walking away, I threw it, meaning for it to go over her shoulder and land in front of her. But for some reason I had bad a terrible aim that day, and managed to hit her in the back of the head pretty hard. I blamed in on the person next to me, which happened to be my best friend at the time. He blamed it on me, and somehow we both ended up in detention.
There's TONS more, but I don't want to type so much
