If you are a stoner, skip this sentence. If not, imagine you are.
Right, you live with your parents. They have always been, to you, anti-stoner, and verbally persecute and bash you on a daily basis for worshipping the Holy Herb.
Anyway, so you arrive home one day early from school/work, and find them in the living room, toking a MASSIVE bong and smoking joints, clearly very high. What's more, they've got loads of munchies (Burger King, doritoes, coke, etc etc) and are watching Cheech and Chong.
They're not formally dressed as they usually are. Your dad has some denim three-quarter lengths and a yellow t-shirt with a big green marijuana leaf picture on it. He's wearing some custom green marijuana converses and is wearing a backwards cap for good measure, and a chain on his jeans.
Your mother is wearing some green jeans, and a white t-shirt underneath a big red/white checkered shirt, and some black and white converses. Her hair is let out and not formal. She's also got snakebite lip-piercings.
They don't realise that you're there for a moment, and as you walk in your mum is taking a hit on the bong whilst your dad chuckles at the TV, before taking a bite out of a burger.
They both turn to you and are clearly shocked with 'Oh ****ing shit, he's found us out!' looks on their faces.
What do you do at this point in time, and in the long run?










