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    Default Scenario Question #2

    If you are a stoner, skip this sentence. If not, imagine you are.

    Right, you live with your parents. They have always been, to you, anti-stoner, and verbally persecute and bash you on a daily basis for worshipping the Holy Herb.

    Anyway, so you arrive home one day early from school/work, and find them in the living room, toking a MASSIVE bong and smoking joints, clearly very high. What's more, they've got loads of munchies (Burger King, doritoes, coke, etc etc) and are watching Cheech and Chong.

    They're not formally dressed as they usually are. Your dad has some denim three-quarter lengths and a yellow t-shirt with a big green marijuana leaf picture on it. He's wearing some custom green marijuana converses and is wearing a backwards cap for good measure, and a chain on his jeans.

    Your mother is wearing some green jeans, and a white t-shirt underneath a big red/white checkered shirt, and some black and white converses. Her hair is let out and not formal. She's also got snakebite lip-piercings.

    They don't realise that you're there for a moment, and as you walk in your mum is taking a hit on the bong whilst your dad chuckles at the TV, before taking a bite out of a burger.

    They both turn to you and are clearly shocked with 'Oh ****ing shit, he's found us out!' looks on their faces.

    What do you do at this point in time, and in the long run?

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    Laugh uncontrollably and join them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SgtGrimmVegas View Post
    Laugh uncontrollably and join them.
    Second that. But that scenario is boarder line impossible because if your parents where really against it but did smoke, they wouldn't dress up like hippies when you aren't there.

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    Post about it on OnRPG.

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    I'd cry myself to sleep that night.
    After that, I'd tell the rest of my family, and see if I can stay with them.
    Of course, I'm taking the whole "anti-stoner" thing seriously.

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    I would whack off in their faces because they're powerless to stop me.

    Aghhaaagghaaaagghaaaaaaggghhhhh!!!!

    ;/ That situation is impossible for me though, my dad split a loooong time ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lothia View Post
    Second that. But that scenario is boarder line impossible because if your parents where really against it but did smoke, they wouldn't dress up like hippies when you aren't there.
    Lol yeah, thats what I was thinking.

    I get it that they wouldn't want you to smoke...but to secretly dress as hippies when your not home?

    Thats like...Twilight Zone right there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    I get it that they wouldn't want you to smoke...but to secretly dress as hippies when your not home?

    Thats like...Twilight Zone right there
    Not as weird as them dressing up as cops and your mom "roughing up" your dad's "suspect".

    Which parents probably do.

    I read about it on the discovery channel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarchoftheBlackLions View Post
    I read about it on the discovery channel.
    Since when did you READ a TV channel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zamwini View Post
    Since when did you READ a TV channel?
    ;/ Ever heard of captions?

    Pfft, noob.

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