Your beliefs, flipped

[Akward&FullOfFail]

Hi everyone, I'm Akward & Full of fail so it's likely this thread will be too, if you're expecting something funny, quirky or even mildly interesting at the end of the post you'll be sadly disappointed.
Anyways, I've been lurking the forums for a few weeks and I decided to make an account, I hope you all accept and grow to like me, you probably won't though, but I don't care.
Even if all of you start to hate me [if you don't already by now] I'll still be here.

With that aside, I decided to make a game, well, it's not really a game since you can't win or lose.
Flip any of your beliefs. e.g. If you're an atheist say "I'm a christian because ---" Or if you're pro-abortion say "I'm against abortion because ---"
You can also start arguing/debating, but, your beliefs must still be flipped while doing so.
Try to stay serious, as I'm a serious person.
Also, I have a habit of not posting in threads that I create.

[hobosexual]

Flipped huh...

flipped turned upside down perhaps?

Nice try troll.

[DivineRevival]

LOL, you have an epic name. Srsly

[Akward&FullOfFail]

Flipped huh...

flipped turned upside down perhaps?

Nice try troll.

I can't tell if you're following the rules of my post and saying that I'm an innocent and friendly user or if you're actually saying I'm a troll.

[hobosexual]

I can't tell if you're following the rules of my post and saying that I'm an innocent and friendly user or if you're actually saying I'm a troll.

I called you out on your belair

you can quit acting now.

[SimplyLuck]

I can't tell if you're following the rules of my post and saying that I'm an innocent and friendly user or if you're actually saying I'm a troll.

I'm christian because jebus died for me on the cross.

[xXTraitorXx]

what would an agnostic flip to?

[Xenonight2]

I like Sarah Palin because she is a logical, and cosmpolitan and has a lot of experience and would make an awesome President if McCain were to die!

[lokuri]

I believe Kaitlyn Maher should win America's Got Talent. For one, she has an excellent voice for a four year old! Just look at her sing! Who needs years of professional training so that her childish voice is not improved to the point where she can blow people away? She is amazing! I mean, who cares if you can play a violin mixed with Hip-Hop and create a whole new experience in music that has yet to be seen before?

Kaitlyn Maher definitely should win America's Got Talent.

(If everything is flipped, that is...)

[MarchoftheBlackLions]

I love Obama. He stays away from tiring rhetoric and empty buzzwords. He's going to do great things...I'm not sure what...but I like surprises anyway. His campaign button is a very fashionable accessory, along with my iPod, guilt free eating habits, and my Prius parked outside of the local Starbucks.

I kid, I kid


Seriously:

Gays should have not right to be married and lead happy lives. The very idea affects the sanctity of and ruins my marriage.




p.s. Burn in hell.

[lokuri]

Well, I think Obama sucks. I mean, who needs change, hope, and a brighter future? I say we stick to our fearful nights, the constant wars, and all the lovely deaths that line our doorsteps. Yes, who needs peace and happiness when people are being shot, robbed, and jipped out of homes? Yeah...

In fact, George Bush should of totally stayed in office, if he could. I mean, America has become SO much better in his reign.

That is all.

[Bryan]

I think John McCain is smart!

[lokuri]

I belief pizza is one of the worse things created.

Who needs a type of food that can be ordered in, include what you want on it, have a thin or thick crust, lots of delicious cheese oozing over the side with warm sauce within each bite, and a soft crust that is not burnt to perfection?

I think the WORSE of all the pizza places is Papa John's.

I mean, what kind of name is Papa John's? No hook, and the pizza there sucks. I had to use lots of garlic on it or simply drink within each bite so I would not taste the vile thing. I only ate the pizza because I am hungry! Like I am now!

...Be right back. T_T

[xXTraitorXx]

I love Obama. He stays away from tiring rhetoric and empty buzzwords. He's going to do great things...I'm not sure what...but I like surprises anyway. His campaign button is a very fashionable accessory, along with my iPod, guilt free eating habits, and my Prius parked outside of the local Starbucks.

I kid, I kid


Seriously:

Gays should have not right to be married and lead happy lives. The very idea affects the sanctity of and ruins my marriage.




p.s. Burn in hell.

Your opinions are so unbiased and backed up with fact

[Bryan]

I love you all... So much!

We love you too, Cingal!

[jhonli]

I don't believe in any religion cause none of them got me the stuff I wanted U:

[TLM]

Life has meaning, god exists and we all have a duty to worship him.

The government are not all greedy bastards, all police are completely legit and would never let personal feelings mix in with their job.

My life has been very exciting lately and I have alot of things to do.

This thread is full of epic win.

This post is the truth and nothing but the truth.

[Cingal]

We love you too, Cingal!

I totally don't want to kill you!

[Nichons]

˙poƃ uı ǝʌǝıןǝq ı ǝsnɐɔǝq uɐıʇsıɹɥɔ ɯɐ ı

[Mr. First Name Basis]

George Bush likes black people.


U C WAT I DID THAR???!

But seriously....

I'm glad Obama didn't pick Hillary, I mean it's not like all of her followers would immediately switch to the other woman on the ticket.

[TheJESTERJ]

Some things shouldn't be made fun of.

[Mr.Black]

Omg the cancer that is killing onrpg!its 4chan jealos of us taking over their /b/ title damn it!we must fight back!!1111

[Mr. First Name Basis]

Some things shouldn't be made fun of.

Why the **** do you even come in threads? All you do is say some bullshit statement and you become 'epic'. The sad reality, is that most of the things you say are general knowledge. I think you could come in a money conversion thread and say 1 dollar is 10 dimes and people would rep you. Like wtf, you piss me off. Just leave.

[lokuri]

I totally don't want to kill you!

And we totally don't want to kill you either, Cingal. No, we actually don't dislike you. We do LOVE you, but we don't DISLIKE you.

(And it only took me a few minutes to write that)

Anyway, I also believe that spirits do not leave a human body to live peacefully. I believe the person suffers in pain and then nothing. In fact, the soul is a state of mind that never exists and we are all robots to it. No one has a will of their own and life is completely peaceul. There are no wars because no one thinks about killing.

Also, the spirit, which does not exist, can not be reincarnated. Humans all perish and no one suffers. All is good.

But seriously....

I'm glad Obama didn't pick Hillary, I mean it's not like all of her followers would immediately switch to the other woman on the ticket.

So, you are SERIOUS about Obama NOT picking Hillary?

Also, I think Hilary is epic win!

I mean, Hilary did a great job not crying in BEHIND of NO ONE. :O

[lothia]

I love Obama. He stays away from tiring rhetoric and empty buzzwords. He's going to do great things...I'm not sure what...but I like surprises anyway. His campaign button is a very fashionable accessory, along with my iPod, guilt free eating habits, and my Prius parked outside of the local Starbucks.

I kid, I kid


Seriously:

Gays should have not right to be married and lead happy lives. The very idea affects the sanctity of and ruins my marriage.




p.s. Burn in hell.

Just a quick question. (not flipped) so you would want two people in the office that totally go against your second one. Wow sucks that you only get half of what you want no matter what. (Palin and McCain go in, we can say good by to abortions and any chance of gay marriage)

On a side note.

(rest is flipped)
I think McCain could be a great leader, his time being a captive shows that he was a hero and all those people from the war who came back with more worse problems are shit compared to it. He has been a maverick for years even though I haven't seen any proof of it in this decade. Better yet he is going to be a representation of the US people with his wonderful VP who doesn't believe that global warming exists and the US still is part of the Kyoto Conferences. Plus having Palin in the office will mean the US will finally gain it's full technological level of achievement with the ability to explore all areas of science and be a leading country... and oh yeah that damn books I hate will finally be out of the library.