Coughing/Pain

[hobosexual]

Yeah yeah yeah I know "Go 2 a doctor noob lolz!!!"

But I don't think this is serious enough to warrant a trip to the doctor yet, so don't lock it until I have some sort of serious answer please.

Anyways, sometimes I get this cough that starts out really small and innocent but progressively gets worse over about 30 seconds. And the cough itself doesn't hurt my chest or anything but I kinda get this sharp shooting pain that goes from my pelvis and gets worse until it reaches the tip of my... well y'know.
I'm literally hunched over in pain at that point.

Call me crazy but that seems kinda odd...

The reason I haven't taken this to a doc yet is cause it rarely happens, and when I say rarely I mean like once a year or something.

Anyone have any clue what this might be?

[TheJESTERJ]

Sounds like a combination of herpes and super aids.

[Bryan]

Water.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLA water, run over to a local store immediately and get one of those 3 liter water bottles, keep drinking it and refill it when it goes empty. Pop some Halls while doing so. If you can't sleep, rub Vicks on your chest.

List:
3 Liter Bottle of Water
Cough Drops
Vick's Vapor Rub

[hobosexual]

Water.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLA water, run over to a local store immediately and get one of those 3 liter water bottles, keep drinking it and refill it when it goes empty. Pop some Halls while doing so. If you can't sleep, rub Vicks on your chest.

List:
3 Liter Bottle of Water
Cough Drops
Vick's Vapor Rub

It's not the coughing that bothers me so much as the fact that it makes my penis feel like it's being stabbed with a rusty knife.

I drink alot of water anyway so I don't think that could be it.

[Bryan]

It's not the coughing that bothers me so much as the fact that it makes my penis feel like it's being stabbed with a rusty knife.

Do you want it to?

[hobosexual]

Do you want it to?

Do I want my penis to feel like it's being mutilated?

Not particularly no, I have a feeling that's not what you're trying to ask me though.

[Useless]

have you been sneezing alot lately?

If so it might be new allergies stirring up. I got that recently, pain and all, and turns out im allergic to dust now...

[Bryan]

Have you tried drinking some hot tea?

[zipykido]

Try forcing yourself to cough and see if you get the pain too. My guess is that you have lung condition that's causing you to cough which in turn is pinching either nerves or blood vessels in your lower back causing you pain in your crotch. Just do some lower lumbar stretches and see if that helps. You should see a doctor about the cough though.

[V-Opolis]

possible kidney stone?