I ran across this website while browsing another web-forum that I frequent. I found it extremely funny, and thought you probably would to (Though, probably for different reasons than my own).

http://www.buymyshitpile.com

Go ahead, add your own stuff. It doesn't really matter if you are a U.S. citizen. These days, the government is willing to give you money under just about any circumstances whatsoever.

And make sure to check the other things listed. It's hilarious.

EDIT: Beware; it seems they don't have moderators for the images, so it's pretty much a complete wild-card as to what will show up. Still worth the laughs, but you have my warning if you are offended or something.