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    Man charged with battery after passing gas


    Sep 24, 2008 11:05 PM

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    SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va.– A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

    Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

    As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

    Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

    "The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

    He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

    Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

    "I couldn't hold it no more," he said.

    He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

    Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

    "This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."


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    This guy sounds like a dick. I say they take the battery off and instead take him around back and beat him with a hose.

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    Lol, now im going to say "Hey dude, go ahead and fart on me"

    Then ill sue for every penny he's got.

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    Got to love America

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin Catling View Post
    Got to love America
    Seriously.

    Home of the brave and the ones with upset stomachs.

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    i Lol'ed hard at the title.

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    LOLOL. Get it?

    CHARGED BATTERY!

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    Personally I can't imagine any police officer laughing with someone they pulled over about farting. It just does not happen.

    Chances are this guy was being a dick and the police officer was getting tired of him. This is why when you get pulled over it's easier just to cooperate and move on. If you want to fight it... do it in court.

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    LOL Stupidity at its finest

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    I read this in the newspaper today, I LOL'd hard.

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    I'd pistol whip that guy if he farted at me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryan View Post
    LOLOL. Get it?

    CHARGED BATTERY!

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    Yeah I misread the title as a man charged a battery by passing gas.

    Really strange suprise I got in here.

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    HOW?

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