October 1st 2008- The senates reject the 700billion bill.
Next:October 2nd 2008- and so on and so on.
October 1st 2008- The senates reject the 700billion bill.
Next:October 2nd 2008- and so on and so on.
Reputation: 785October 2nd 2008: Hannah Montana assassinated
October 3rd 2008: The dead begin to walk the earth.
Reputation: 785October 5th 2008: Hannah Montana becomes the prime evil overlord hivemind of the undead, and she eats the brains of others to make herself more evil and smarter.
October 6th-The undead spreads across America like wildfire with only The Rocky mountains as a border.Hannah Montana is assumed to be located in Hollywood which is now a mass of zombies.
October 7th- Hannah Montana's legion of fanzombies eviscerated by the power of PG6's manly hair.
Reputation: 26October 8th, 2008 - Hannah Montana trips over a curb and impales herself on a stop sign; she dies again.
Reputation: 785October 8th: Russia, fearing that the zombies will spread across the world nuke the western United States to glass.
Reputation: 19oct 10 Hannah Montana is resurrected once again by zombie micheal jackson moonwalking over her and due to the american brain being so small Hannah Montana heads to Europe leaving USA in Ruins
October 9th- Sarah Palin goes ****** and claims she's Jesus and begins killing thousands of people, thus starting the plague once again...
Holic-DOING IT WRONG.
October 11th- Day skips back two days due to there not being an October ninth.
Way to divide by zerOH SHI-
Reputation: 785Oct 12th: Chinese economy collapses due to the economic meltdown in the United States. The greatest depression hits due to the two largest economies, the largest exporter and the largest importer, disappearing.
October 13th: The US Government signs a bill requesting financial aid for China.
Reputation: 32Oct 14th: Australia becomes the new leader in the surviving zombie free countries and declares a Holiday "Zombie free day" and has a massive BBQ
How Twilight should have ended:
"Your opinion is like an asshole, I don't need to hear it"
"The problem with non conformists is they’re all the same."
Failentines: When Romance Goes Wrong
www.testeagle.wordpress.com (WoW Blog)
October 15th, 2008:
Zombies defeated.
October 16th: Serix becomes the worldwide sex icon and introduces the Bokononist religion to the masses
Reputation: 785October 17th: the world rejoices at the victory against the zombies, and there's much partying around the world. The consumption helps the economy get back on its feet.
Reputation: 19oct 19
Chuck Norris died from previous wounds and is ressurected as a zombie from the T-Virus
October 21st
A rise in bokononism and foursomes force the world into a state of ecstasy which keeps them oblivious from the chaos around them.