Originally Posted by
Thalamast
no one says "that was only a fleshwound" when they die on css anymore
A comvertsation between Dan and I on Steam. I was playing HL2 Episode 1. He was playing CSS.
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: Remember paladinn.
Paladinn: Eh?
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: whenever you die in CSS or TF2, you simply say "TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND."
Paladinn: Reminds me.
Paladinn: Red versus blue
Paladinn: Blue has six auto-aim snipers.
Paladinn: Spawn camping us.
Paladinn: And I couldn't report them because the map was user created.
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: red versuses blue? halo?
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: i dee kay.
Paladinn: Lol no, TF2.
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: OHHH.
Paladinn: Anything extroadinary happening on OnRPG?
Paladinn: Besides the porn?
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: Not really.
Paladinn: Mmk.
Paladinn: I'm bored then >.>
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: lol, I r blowin up peeps.
Paladinn: Lol, I r dieing to head crambs.
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: DARNN.
Paladinn: Aw, hell naw.
Paladinn: I'm shootin dem feces off
Paladinn: Faeces.
Paladinn: Lol. Shooting ***** matter.
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: loll, the CT was on my head 
Paladinn: This is almost sig worthy, but NOO, I'm DAN. I ONLY SAY PALADINN DOESUNT LIEK SHORT SHORTS.
Paladinn: Which I don't.
Paladinn: ...If they're on men.
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: oh yes.
Paladinn: OH CRAP ASPLOSION
Paladinn: MADE ME JUMP
Paladinn: GAHH DIE COMBINE >=O
Paladinn: Lol.
Paladinn: I maim an entire room and I have two health.
Paladinn: I see a medpak, run over to it, and then get beaten to death by a zombine.
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: shh
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: DARN, WE LOST.
Paladinn: Lol ha.
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: player soccer
Paladinn: Wut? ;_;
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: KA soccer 06
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: thats the map.
Paladinn: I hate soccer.
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: its fun on CSS
Paladinn: No one knows what it's like.
Paladinn: OH SHAT I FELL INTO WATE
Paladinn: OH SHAT OH SHAT ZOMBIES
Paladinn: OH SHAT
Paladinn: FAST ONES SHAT
Paladinn: SHINGLES ON A ROOF TOP
Paladinn: CLICK CLICK CLICK
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: SHHH
Paladinn: DOWN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY COMES OLD ST. NICK
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: NO U.
Paladinn: LOL GES WUT
Paladinn: CHECK ONRPG
Paladinn: In like two minutes.
[RBOK]CAPT. CRUNCH: busy.
