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  1. 10-12-2008, 05:59 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
    If I looked like that, I wouldn't have sex either.
    Well yeah.
    She doesn't look bad when she was young though...
  2. 10-12-2008, 06:20 AM #2
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    If not having sex is the secret to long life, why are most people on OnRPG so young?
  3. 10-12-2008, 06:27 AM #3
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    I prefer to die young and happy than live forever in misery, thank you very much

    If not having sex is the secret to long life, why are most people on OnRPG so young?
    I think you answered yourself there
  4. 10-12-2008, 08:31 AM #4
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    Sex>longer life. Seriously. Who wants to become so ****ing old? I want to die 'relative' young. 70 Is a good age, to pass away, IMO.
  5. 10-12-2008, 08:40 AM #5
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    From the makers of the 40 year old virgin comes...
  6. 10-12-2008, 08:44 AM #6
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    listen to this guys secret for staying young,its quik.
  7. 10-12-2008, 10:02 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryan View Post
    From the makers of the 40 year old virgin comes...
    the 105 year old virgin ;)
  8. 10-12-2008, 12:00 PM #8
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    What is immortality without sex?
  9. 10-12-2008, 12:05 PM #9
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    I'd rather die young.


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    Why would you want to get old anyways? So you can sit in bed all day and have people s**** feed you applesauce and wipe your ass? **** that. I'd rather die at 40 and have banged tons of girls than lay in bed as a virgin and rot in my own skin.
  11. 10-12-2008, 05:11 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    I'd rather die young.
    Yessir.

    Eff going out not even able to wipe your own ass.
  12. 10-12-2008, 05:11 PM #12
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    So if I were to go over there right now and bang her she'd die?

    Awesome!
  13. 10-12-2008, 06:05 PM #13
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    Who seriously wants to live that long? >.> <.< - And she live that long because she 'exercised' and had no life.
  14. 10-12-2008, 06:11 PM #14
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    i honestly would hate to live past 70

    i think 55 is a good age to die

    sex before 15
    dead before 55

    works for me
  15. 10-12-2008, 10:37 PM #15
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    She probably wanted to have sex, but nobody would do it :P
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