Ways to ask out a girl(pickup lines)

**MarchoftheBlackLions** · 10-20-2008, 05:14 PM

My penis is 11 inches...

...AROUND.

**QuakeStriker** · 10-20-2008, 05:15 PM

i haz epic gear, wanna go on date ? :3

**Norrin Radd** · 10-20-2008, 05:16 PM

"Just get in the van, darling.".

Works every time, if only for the fact that if they say no, you make them get in the van anyway.

**Mr.Black** · 10-20-2008, 05:18 PM

How bad are your eyes?(she answers)
Really? They look beautiful to me.

**Oisterman** · 10-20-2008, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Mr.Black

its been a month i need to ask her out by tuesday due to the certainty of major events that could be used as huge dates (martial arts/mall/UIL ect)
The pickup lines are for onrpg to have fun, i need to find a new way to ask a girl out.

Oooooh I see. Lol. I thought you were seriously asking for pickup lines

Anyway, just surprise her or something. Chicks love surprises.

**Norrin Radd** · 10-20-2008, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by Oisterboy

Anyway, just surprise sex or something. Chicks love surprise sex.

See? Go with the van, dude.

**Mr.Black** · 10-20-2008, 05:21 PM

Yeah, a guy like me asking a girl like her out should give her plenty of surprises!D: also I'll get her a jacket? She wears the same gray one everyday, its really cute/sad

**Norrin Radd** · 10-20-2008, 05:22 PM

Don't buy her a jacket, that's insulting in too many ways to count.

She'll probably think you're implying she has bad taste or worse, is a hobo.

**QuakeStriker** · 10-20-2008, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by Mr.Black

Yeah, a guy like me asking a girl like her out should give her plenty of surprises!D: also I'll get her a jacket? She wears the same gray one everyday, its really cute/sad

why not go shopping together with her :3 and then buy it as a gift for her, seems like a better way, and in meanwhile you can like go somewhere to have a drink or something ^^

just act casual, lol

**vimick** · 10-20-2008, 05:24 PM

you say " so let me ask you, did it hurt?"

and she replies " let me guess, when i fell from heaven because i'm an angel right?"

then you reply " no... when god beat you with the ugly stick"

gets them every time.

**Mofo** · 10-20-2008, 05:28 PM

pics(of her) or it never happened :<. j/k
Today, I was out with_THE_girl. She's so gorgeous. :< We were sitting on a castle wall and starring at each other for 1/1,5 hours or so, lol.
If I can do it, you can, too.
Ehm....I say go for a friendship first. It really works out better, usually. Especially if the girl's really hot. You've gotta proof her how awesome(and your DICK) you are. But don't annoy her - that'll end tragic *cough*.

Last but not least a pickup line:

HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA!!!!!!

**Raziel21** · 10-20-2008, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by vimick

you say " so let me ask you, did it hurt?"

and she replies " let me guess, when i fell from heaven because i'm an angel right?"

then you reply " no... when god beat you with the ugly stick"

gets them every time.

LMAO OK I got to remember this one...

**Evlesoa** · 10-20-2008, 05:54 PM

Or you can be like me,

and hang out with the girl for a while (know her for some months before you do, and hang out a lot) and then finally just tell her you love her.

Did the trick for me

**Oisterman** · 10-20-2008, 05:55 PM

Yeah oh god don't get her clothes.

Something small is good. Keep it down on the first date bro, or you are gonna look like you want her way too much.

Don't get her anything that is SUPER nice right away- it sets a standard...one that needs to be surpassed each time.

**Norrin Radd** · 10-20-2008, 05:57 PM

Don't buy her anything, make sure she likes you first.

I was never one who bought gifts for my girlfriend with the intention of getting gifts back, but at least wait until it's worth it.

**vimick** · 10-20-2008, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by Oisterboy

Yeah oh god don't get her clothes.

Something small is good. Keep it down on the first date bro, or you are gonna look like you want her way too much.

Don't get her anything that is SUPER nice right away- it sets a standard...one that needs to be surpassed each time.

yeah if she figures out you're willing to buy anything for her, she'll soon figure out you'll be willing to do anything for her

and you become pussywhipped

and at that moment a little peice of every man dies...

i think you know the peice im talking about

**jetlee** · 10-20-2008, 05:58 PM

tell her you are pro and the rest are noob

**Mr.Black** · 10-20-2008, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by Oisterboy

Yeah oh god don't get her clothes.

Something small is good. Keep it down on the first date bro, or you are gonna look like you want her way too much.

Don't get her anything that is SUPER nice right away- it sets a standard...one that needs to be surpassed each time.

-offers oister some clams as a tribute to his epicness-

Do you have a sister? (yes or no)
Really cause I can take two at the same time baby.
I remember one of my friends spent like 200$ on some guy, he took her virginity

they broke up....last week

**Xenonight2** · 10-20-2008, 06:01 PM

The best way to get a girl is to hang out with them a little, and if you like her and she expresses interest in you, then you ask her on a date.

Alternatively, you can go up to a woman on the street who is walking away and go "Excuse me," and she'll say, "Yes?" and then you say "I'm afraid you dropped something... My jaw." And then give her a lascivious wink.

**Oisterman** · 10-20-2008, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by Mr.Black

-offers oister some clams as a tribute to his epicness-

Do you have a sister? (yes or no)
Really cause I can take two at the same time baby.

Lol, nope. Only child.

I (in combination with my mom) got my girlfriend a DS for her birthday a few years ago. I haven't bought her anything even NEARLY as cool as that. I've always felt bad

She has never minded, but I'm always like "aww, its not a DS this time D:"

I think that was one of the only gifts I gave where I was excited to give it...ya know?

**Asiankid0** · 10-20-2008, 06:06 PM

hilariously, if not grotesquely touching.

best valentine line imo~

Edit:

this one i couldn't resist....

**CharterB** · 10-20-2008, 06:14 PM

Most Epic pick up line EVA!

Originally Posted by QuakeStriker

i haz epic gear, wanna go on date ? :3

**LakeOfTears** · 10-20-2008, 06:22 PM

this is onrpg...asking for pickup lines is insta-fail.

all we do is ***** and moan at one another over which game we play is better then yours,and discuss pixal bewbies.

**Yugtaf** · 10-20-2008, 06:30 PM

Go do a friend thing with her like going to the mall and then do something where you're completely alone AND THEN you **** her hard but make sure she has fun as well and then you confess your love for her and how you'll do anything for her (that way she doesn't go to the cops and falls in love with you) and then you have a happy life with your obediant love and sex relationship with her and then you have kids and then your kids do something and then you guide them!

It works in doujins and Japanese are SMART! It's a sure fire way! I'm considering doing it myself except it will be my cousin.

**Oisterman** · 10-20-2008, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by Asiankid0

Awwww. I actually like this idea. Finding girls with a good sense of what is funny is hard...that could turn away some of the ones who take themselves too seriously.

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