what is your horoscope?

[shigorane]

i stumbled upon this email and it seems really accurate.

its really long and im lazy to rename the horoscopes. im scorpio btw.

edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrological_sign if u want to know more

edit2: those of u wondering why its long, there are two horoscopes, one for male and another for female

face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=4>src="http://graphics.hotmail.com/emmale.gif" width=12> color=#6633cc>ARIES MAN
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size=2>He always let other people walk in front of him, but he will get there

first. He is a very careful guy and small obstacles won't make him fall

easily even he thinks life is a very serious matter. He is as romantic as

any other Zodiac. He could look gentle, but inside he is as strong a

[Moshi2]

ur post is hella long

i'm pisces anyways

[shigorane]

i know :S use the search function, it helps

[blake414super]

Agree with Moshi1, couldnt read the whole thing :P

Im aqaurius though i do not believe in that stuff.

[Kn7ghT]

Apparently I'm a fish, 2 actually




**** this

[SnOwBunZz]

why does each horoscope excactly tell as how i am? =.=" (scorpio)

[Oisterman]

I never put too much thought into this shit, but my mom follows it to a T. She tells me what is supposed to happen to me when its something bad, and I always just lol at her. It never happens. But, the definition of me (Taurus) is very accurate:

* Stubborn
* Dedicated, willing to work hard for what they enjoy
* Sensible, practical
* Relaxed, laid-back, generally cool
* Slow to anger, but can become furiously mad
* Sensual, greatly enjoys food
* Loving
* Getting stuck in ruts
* Good sense of humor
* Stable, steady
* Loyal, faithful

I condensed it to the ones I agreed with most, but the rest of them are very close as well. Interesting at the very least.

[Mordar]

I'm pretty much a true 100% taurus

[Cingal]

Capricorn.

A mythical sea-goat.

* Practical
* Disciplined / methodical / organized
* Prudent / cautious / careful
* Ambitious / focused
* Trustworthy / dependable / reliable
* Serious
* Self-reliant / independent
* Steadfast / persevering / stable
* Persistent / dedicated
* Hard-working
* Rational / reasonable
* Responsible
* Shrewd / wise
* Aloof / businesslike
* Tenacious
* Self-critical
* Traditional / conventional
* Career-oriented
* Authoritative
* Competent
* Strong

Above are a list of generalizations which most people would agree that they conform to. Apparently these define me.

Likes : Romance, loyalty, feeling secure, financial/material stability, ambitious mates, feeling committed, making long term relationship plans, dependability, reliability, perseverance.


Doesn't everyone like those things...?


Anyway, yes, I'm quite the skeptic.

[shigorane]

just use ctrl+f guys. good to know that this are accurate horoscopes.

there are two, one for male one for female

[JinjerAngel]

T_T im taurus

[Oisterman]

T_T im taurus

So many Taurus'.

I'm one of the only ones I know!

[Vesper]

LOL, Engrish much?

[Bryan]

Taurus Earth April 21 - May 21 Vrishabha Prithivi (earth) Snake (6) 2nd

Taurus for the win.

[Raziel21]

Scorpio >_>.
Just so you know we're the best in bed. So Scorpios FTW!

[Oisterman]

Taurus Earth April 21 - May 21 Vrishabha Prithivi (earth) Snake (6) 2nd

Taurus for the win.

Its always changing though. It says the 21st, but the year I was born it was the 20th, so I snuck in

[TheJESTERJ]

I'm a Libra. Everyone else sucks because you're not what I am.

[Kentaro]

Big bad mother****er Aries here, although this is some massive bullshit I enjoy reading it xD




;D

[Warlordrody]

Gemini FTW..

But yeah.. I dont believe this shit.

[Bekk]

Gemeni.

;]

[BoundByHonor]

Yep. There's nothing that can depict a ram better than a deformed black dude in a red thong. I guess they're both "very horny."

Pun fail.

I'm a scorpio, by the way.