Oisterboy Reads: "Tale Of The X-mas Mouse" (for Paladinn)

[Serix]

Sexxayayaayayayayaa, read moar.

[Proxzor]

BOOOOOOOOOORING read something else :X this is more like watching pictures

[Mofo]

omg dewd. you know what? that dino in your avatar looks just like you!!!111
Umm and the sound of the video was very low. I turned everything on max but could only hear little. Maybe fix that for future videos. Other than that it was cool . Wee neettt moaar!!

[Useless]

Read, "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"

[Xente]

can you read me green eggs 'n ham pls?

[Oisterman]

Lol. I'm gonna have to go to the library and get these books >_< I don't have many books, I don't even know where this mouse one came from lol.

And yeah, sorry about the low volume. I dunno, it sounded ok to me, but maybe I wasn't talking that loud

[PugsPwn]

Oister you souded way diffrent than i thought you would, now because of your vid Onrpg has made its mark on youtube.

[Cereal&Milk]

Lol.
You sound like you were shitting a castle of bricks while reading that.

[Cereal&Milk]

I don't really want you to read a book, but if you could sing this song:

Saturday night, and you're still hangin' around.
Tired of living in your one-horse town.
You'd like to find a little hole in the ground,
For awhile.
So you go to the Village in your tie-dyed jeans.
And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens.
It's like some pornographic magazine,
And you smile.

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight,
And take you to your special island.
Captain Jack will get you by tonight.
Just a little push, and you'll be smilin'.

Your sister's gone out,she on a date.
You just sit at home and **********.
Your phone is gonna ring soon, but you just can't wait
For that call.
So you stand on the corner in your new English clothes.
And you look so polished, from your hair down to your toes.
Ah but still, your finger's gonna pick your nose
After all.

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight,
And take you to your special island.
Captain Jack will get you by tonight.
Just a little push, and you'll be smilin'.

So you decide to take a, holiday.
You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet.
Ah, there ain't no place to go anyway.
What for?
So you got everything, aww, but nothing's cool.
They just found your father in the swimming pool.
And you guess you won't be going back to school
Anymore.

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight,
And take you to your special island.
Ohh Captain Jack will get you by tonight.
Just a little push, and you'll be smilin'.

So you play your albums, and you smoke your pot.
And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot.
Ohh, but still you're aching for the things you haven't got.
What went wrong?
And if you can't understand why your world is so dead,
Why you've got to keep in style, and feed your head.
Well you're 21 and still your mother makes your bed,
And that's too long.

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight.
And take you to your special island.
Well now Captain Jack will get you by tonight.
Just a little push, and you'll be smilin'.
Ohh, Captain Jack will get you high tonight.
And take you to your special island.
Well now, Captain Jack could make you die tonight.
Just a little push, and you'll be smilin'.

I would be happier than a gay man in Pagan Rome on Christmas eve.

[Oisterman]

Oh man...dude, your totally tempting me to...

But I don't sing. Its not you, its EVERYONE. I don't sing for anyone, unless I'm at a concert with 1000's of people, right up front where nobody can tell I'm singing

Too shy for that, but maybe someday lol.

[QuakeStriker]

that would be damn funny loved to see that

[Yugtaf]

Can you read us Snow White?

[Oisterman]

Does anyone else think that Oisterboy would be a good Kindergarten/Elementary school teacher?

Lol oh lawd.

Good job dude.

Hahahah. >_<;



@Yugtaf, I'll see what I can do. It looks like I'm not allowed at the library D: totally forgot about my lifetime ban lol.