Metalocalypse Quotes

[power_gamer_6]

So I was bored today, and I was telling my friends about how we're in a universally precarious situation as Dethklok has summoned a troll. He told me, "that's impossible, there's no such things as trolls." So I asked him, "then how do you explain the dead unicorns?"

In any case, after that I started reading quotes from the first episode... and my digital recorder was within arm's reach... and I guess you guys can figure out what comes next.

http://www.2shared.com/file/4190500/.../DS_20184.html

So have a listen and tell me what you guys think!
I've shown this to some of my buddies already and they thoroughly enjoyed it, so I'm hoping the few of you who enjoy the show will like this too.

Cheers,
PG6 \m/

[TheJIVE]

Does this have any coarse language, because my mom said I shouldn't be listening to that kind of stuff.

It's bad for your brain and the swear fairy comes and beats you at night if she finds out.

[power_gamer_6]

Don't post your shit in my thread cause I'll slap you with an infraction so quick it'll knock the troll right out of you.

[MarchoftheBlackLions]

*downloads*

In the meanwhile, my favorite

"I did cocaaaiiiine!"

*edit*

****ing awesome.

[Chaotix]

don't post your shit in my thread cause i'll slap you with an infraction so quick it'll knock the troll right out of you.

hahaha!

[TheJIVE]

Don't post your shit in my thread cause I'll slap you with an infraction so quick it'll knock the troll right out of you.

Can I say

By the power of the holiest of evils, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich!

[xkittyxlicksx]

Hahah I love your voice clip, it's going on my ipod <3

Some of my favourite quotes;

"This is a total sausage festival"

"Popscockles!"

"My lungs embuzzled the airs from the earths, because I can breaths"

"You know... trying to suck your own dick isn't very metal"

"Candy... tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy"

[Oisterman]

"Candy... tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy"

This was my personal favorite as well. And LOL at you pwning in this thread PG6. Thanks for reminding me of this show...I always forget it for some reason. Is it out on DVD?

[Chaotix]

nathan: NO!!!!!! WE NEVER DRINK BEFORE A SHOW. NEVER!
murderface: *pours wine* well ill just have a little drink
toki: me too
skwisgaar: me too
pickles: me too
......
nathan: me too

i lol'd

[SimplyLuck]

LOL. That show is so awesome. You guys did a good job.