Metalocalypse Quotes

[power_gamer_6]

So I was bored today, and I was telling my friends about how we're in a universally precarious situation as Dethklok has summoned a troll. He told me, "that's impossible, there's no such things as trolls." So I asked him, "then how do you explain the dead unicorns?"

In any case, after that I started reading quotes from the first episode... and my digital recorder was within arm's reach... and I guess you guys can figure out what comes next.

http://www.2shared.com/file/4190500/.../DS_20184.html

So have a listen and tell me what you guys think!
I've shown this to some of my buddies already and they thoroughly enjoyed it, so I'm hoping the few of you who enjoy the show will like this too.

Cheers,
PG6 \m/

[TheJIVE]

Does this have any coarse language, because my mom said I shouldn't be listening to that kind of stuff.

It's bad for your brain and the swear fairy comes and beats you at night if she finds out.

[power_gamer_6]

Don't post your shit in my thread cause I'll slap you with an infraction so quick it'll knock the troll right out of you.

[MarchoftheBlackLions]

*downloads*

In the meanwhile, my favorite

"I did cocaaaiiiine!"

*edit*

****ing awesome.

[Chaotix]

don't post your shit in my thread cause i'll slap you with an infraction so quick it'll knock the troll right out of you.

hahaha!

[TheJIVE]

Don't post your shit in my thread cause I'll slap you with an infraction so quick it'll knock the troll right out of you.

Can I say

By the power of the holiest of evils, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich!

[xkittyxlicksx]

Hahah I love your voice clip, it's going on my ipod <3

Some of my favourite quotes;

"This is a total sausage festival"

"Popscockles!"

"My lungs embuzzled the airs from the earths, because I can breaths"

"You know... trying to suck your own dick isn't very metal"

"Candy... tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy"

[Chaotix]

nathan: NO!!!!!! WE NEVER DRINK BEFORE A SHOW. NEVER!
murderface: *pours wine* well ill just have a little drink
toki: me too
skwisgaar: me too
pickles: me too
......
nathan: me too

i lol'd

[SimplyLuck]

LOL. That show is so awesome. You guys did a good job.

[Norrin Radd]

"You're driving around shooting guns? I mean...guns are...you know...guns are...well, they're cool! Wait...what am I saying here?".

"The fact that my parents had sex to create me makes me want to be buried alive.".

I will record a Murderface clip. I do the best Murderface impression.

[Oisterman]

"Candy... tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy"

This was my personal favorite as well. And LOL at you pwning in this thread PG6. Thanks for reminding me of this show...I always forget it for some reason. Is it out on DVD?

[xkittyxlicksx]

I think season one is.

The season two soundtrack is so brutal, I can't wait for another cd release.

[Oisterman]

I think season one is.

The season two soundtrack is so brutal, I can't wait for another cd release.

Well, I've got them both regardless

[Norrin Radd]

Season Two was better simply because they realised "We've never involved Mike Patton.", then he guest starred as Rikki Kix and everything was hunky dory.

[Norrin Radd]

Yes...?

I was making a non-serious point about the general greatness of a person Vs the character he played, and how they had to let him play that part, if anything, to dull down that greatness. It wasn't actually a serious comment...mostly.

[xkittyxlicksx]

Good, because you're going to come off as a deranged Patton fan n3n

Oister, screencap Toki as a demon from... Dethkids, I think it was.

[Norrin Radd]

Good, because you're going to come off as a deranged Patton fan n3n

Oister, screencap Toki as a demon from... Dethkids, I think it was.

You know me that well, what can I say? If anybody wishes to debate the merits of mostly generic metal musicians Vs a vocal master of every genre known to man, my PM box is open .

Anyway, that's for there, this is for here:

Oister, screencap Nathan with fat kid in a headlock.

[Xente]

"This Is Dildo's"