1) When I was playing WoW, someone died as a rogue, while I was on my Mage. And then he logged on his horde and said I NEEDED a nerf. I practically lol'd my ass off right there. Then he has balls to /ignore me. When he was the QQ'er. After that I went a PvP server, to only find myself quitting 2 months later.
2) When I was playing WoW (again) during my mid 30's (level) we were doing RFK. Some priest left us, and I said "Ah, I hate noobs who leave like that" and I get a tell saying "**** YOU" I wonder why? He ignores me, I log out...2 hours later "Your account has been banned for a set period of time, please contact ya-da-da-da" ... I lol'd
In SoF Theres this item called Ruby thats worth 20k each. I asked my nub party if they had any and that I needed them and they gave me all they have. I endedeneded up with 1.3mil.
Well... the real idiots i met was back in the days when CS 1.0 > MMOs ...
I met this kid who kept saying I suck blah blah and he wanna challenge me 1 v 1 awp_map... (started off coz me and my friend was talking how boring that server was)
So he created a game , i joined. After about 15 games, he left without a word. The score was 15 - 0. I won.
This guy was running around saying "Buying 10 yeast 4k each!"
I went to the guy in a kiosk (basicly trading) and bought 10 of them for 300(insert odd name of money here).
I've got one of the best ones ever. RO Official server, back before rogues and such existed.
I was a newbie to the server and I just JUST made a novice char.. I walk into prontera and there is a priest warping some knight away. I hop in not knowing where its headed and i end up at glast heim. Now.. Remember i've never played this game.. I see merchants and people all around.. So i think to myself "Oh cool. I like this town" So i walk into the ruined church their and see a knight an assassin a hunter and a priest all killing ... Myst i think.
So.. I walk up the red carpet and all i see is the assassin yelling in all caps
"NEWBIE NOOO!"
Just as i finish reading it a baphomet (At the time the strongest boss in the game) Runs down and slashes me to death in one hit with his scyth o doom...
And that story is by far the best newbie moment i've ever heard. Im going to get that on a shirt some day too.. "Newbie no!"
Griefers, all kinds. On WoW when I try to do dailies on the isle, and a few stray horde try to PvP when everyone is trying to get their daily grind on. What can I say, I rolled my char on a PvP server
Oh man, this should be stickied... anyway..check this out..
I was playing WoW on my 60+ character in hellfire. When i see these 3 geared 70s. So i went stealth and ran the fack away.. while i was running away i saw this 70 with crap gear on. I sent him a tell and said dont go that way.. he said why, i said cause there are 3 70s over there. He said "ha, dont worry can't be that difficult to get by em".. So i watched him ride not even to make it 1 inch past the 70s. He sends me a tell saying "wow am i an idiot"