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    i can post a recreation of a conversation i've had with one.
    "hey man i'm stuck in a town called "name" how do i get there?"
    "...your already there."
    "so i am, right then."

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    Quote Originally Posted by abeastofprey View Post
    A guy on Cabal:

    Him: "Stop walking around me or I will pk you!"
    Me: "You can pk only on white channels, we're in a green channel"
    Him: "So I will pvp you!"
    Me: "You need my authorization to pvp me"
    Him: "...ok I'll pk you!!!111"
    lol ******! Well same thing for Cabal~~

    I was hunting botters pk-ing them at forbidden ruin map....and one guy just claim that he's not a botter and cursing me with all sorts of foul language. of course i pk-ed him, he died, came back, pk-ed and died again which repeats for like 5-6 times...man i was like impress he doesn't gives up. he bring about like 4-5 guild members[ 2 WA, 1 FA and a FB. 1 more forgot what job d] and end up getting them killed as well. I lol'ed hard even when they gangbang me...they cant even kill me plus with the noob FB is only at skill level expert at lvl 125[freaking noob]. oh yeah...i'm a lvl 148 FS tat time with double Trancesder with full +7 mitril set double slot critical and sword amp

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    Ragnarok.

    Carebears in pvp areanas.

    Went to a new low rate server to see how fast i could get famous in pvp so after getting 99 and some decent/good gear and about level 96 Sinx i started to pvp. Now what i dont get is why people cry and shout after i kill them in pvp. If anyone has played Ragnarok you would know that alot of people tend to chat in prontera and only idiots would want pvp turning into a carebear party.

    Yet i got into a bunch of drama over it. (typical idiots for me) Same happened with a lineage 2 server i played on but kinda the other way round and no offense but it was a BR guild.

    Id be leveling on my own solo and get ganked (which i dont mind) and get spammed with "jajajaja" so i come back and kill them with my own friends and get called a noob for ganking?

    Gotta love mmorpg pvp thats why i say without it mmorpgs have boring end game !

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    Out of all the stupid people I've met in MMOs I'd have to say one person truely stands out.

    City of Villains. I put together a strike force (basically a string of missions all leading up to fighting an arch-villain/hero) that's seen better days. At least one person dies during every single mob of enemies, sometimes more. Then during one of the missions someone decides to go afk at the door. So we finish the mission and the afk guy magically gets back right after we all exit. As if that wasn't enough, during the next mission he does pretty much nothing but spam "rawr rawre rawr rawrrawr rawr rawrrawr rawr i funny no?" and when I ask for everyone to come help with a boss he stands around saying "i stay safe yes". We actually convinced him that the self-destruct power that kills you was an actual buff power later >.>

    Needless to say he got the boot after that mission, and every other mission after that went insanely smooth.

    Don't get me started on the people that ask something on a general channel over and over, and when somebody answers them, they apparently ignore it or can't read and continue to spam the same thing over and over.

    carebear is such a stupid word, you can instantly tell who only wants to play a game for PVP based on if they say it

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    One time, I was on a Maplestory *cough* and someone was making a bunch of stupud racist remarks and advertising for a racist guild over smega and saying stuff like "racism rules!!!!"

    And then he was saying stupid shit like "if u dont like gays that means ur racist against gay ppl" and I was like "Dude, that makes no sense." etc, etc.

    Also, on WoW *cough*s, the Lv 70 people go around ganking people 30+ levels under them, and then when another Lv 70 comes and starts attacking them, they run away. >_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by SorenEmblem View Post

    Also, on WoW *cough*s, the Lv 70 people go around ganking people 30+ levels under them, and then when another Lv 70 comes and starts attacking them, they run away. >_>
    How's that any different than the offical WoW servers?

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    Oh, and one time on FlyFF, some random Acrobat kept following me around asking me for buffs for like, 20 minutes, and I said no every time. >_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arri View Post
    Out of all the stupid people I've met in MMOs I'd have to say one person truely stands out.

    City of Villains. I put together a strike force (basically a string of missions all leading up to fighting an arch-villain/hero) that's seen better days. At least one person dies during every single mob of enemies, sometimes more. Then during one of the missions someone decides to go afk at the door. So we finish the mission and the afk guy magically gets back right after we all exit. As if that wasn't enough, during the next mission he does pretty much nothing but spam "rawr rawre rawr rawrrawr rawr rawrrawr rawr i funny no?" and when I ask for everyone to come help with a boss he stands around saying "i stay safe yes". We actually convinced him that the self-destruct power that kills you was an actual buff power later >.>
    I Lol'd. So very hard. which SF was it anyway? xD

    and to contribute..
    S4 League. Just a couple hours ago, I run to the super rookie channel, to test out the storm bat. I fall in love with the thing and get into a touchdown at station 2. Anchored up to the base with a teammate, and died JUST before scoring. A teammate picks up the ball and no one is around..soo..he takes the ball. Runs it away from their goal..back to our base, and stands in our touchdown zone for about 10 seconds. He gets shot shortly after and spams "Omfg lag I can't score" We thought it was just one **** up..how bad could it be?
    Got worse. He somehow manages to get the ball, again. Runs up the ramp right into their base, now it's hard to explain this part if you haven't played the stage..but he runs up the ramp side, and there's a terrible wall on the spawn side (opposite the ramp side) and between the two is the goal. He jumps the wall, and walks into the opposing teams lasers, resetting the ball and giving them a nice little walk in. =/ We lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elegance View Post
    I Lol'd. So very hard. which SF was it anyway? xD
    the Virgil Tarikoss one, in Cap Au Diable. level 15-20

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    Quote Originally Posted by xXxRyaNxXx View Post
    lol ******! Well same thing for Cabal~~

    I was hunting botters pk-ing them at forbidden ruin map....and one guy just claim that he's not a botter and cursing me with all sorts of foul language. of course i pk-ed him, he died, came back, pk-ed and died again which repeats for like 5-6 times...man i was like impress he doesn't gives up. he bring about like 4-5 guild members[ 2 WA, 1 FA and a FB. 1 more forgot what job d] and end up getting them killed as well. I lol'ed hard even when they gangbang me...they cant even kill me plus with the noob FB is only at skill level expert at lvl 125[freaking noob]. oh yeah...i'm a lvl 148 FS tat time with double Trancesder with full +7 mitril set double slot critical and sword amp

    OMFG expert at lvl 125? The king of noobs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by abeastofprey View Post
    OMFG expert at lvl 125? The king of noobs!
    tell me about it... i can just stand all day letting him spam wateva crap skill on me with only 1 dmg while i punch him without any weapon or skill for only merely 50+ dmg

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    i was playing maplestory once an i got some nx...i was like lv60....and this lv 120ish guy comes up an asked me where i got my armor from i told him like 5 times the nx shop....an he kept offering me money for my nx items like i could trade them or something...idiot lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nexus View Post
    i was playing maplestory once an i got some nx...i was like lv60....and this lv 120ish guy comes up an asked me where i got my armor from i told him like 5 times the nx shop....an he kept offering me money for my nx items like i could trade them or something...idiot lol
    something bout maple me annoyed. downloaded the game, installed, patched, logged in, created a charcter and was in the beginner island or something. 2nd area with all snails and one kid was hyping around typing "OMFG!! THESE SNAILS ARE [CENSORED] CUTE!! I LOVE MAPLE!! MOST OF THE MONSTER ARE CUTE!!!]". after that..i logged out uninstalled and delete the whole installation file. end of story

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    Ahhh the good old days of playing RO private servers, I was a lvl 99 champion in the pvp zone when some random person comes up and goes "lol I can pwn u noob" so needless to say I just popped Asura Strike in his face for a instant kill till he came back calling me all sorts of shit so I just kept pk'ing him till he left.

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    i think the best idiot story i have is from when i was playing RO with my friend, both of us were Stalkers, and we aggro swapped some dude in pvp using close confine and the one not taking the blunt of the damage would spam backstab.

    so we met this monk who was like, yeah monks can own all classes, so we decided to challange him to a fight, he accepted and the fight began as we usually do, he tried to asura strike me and missed, now that had to suck ass, needless to say his ass was *****.

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    Plenty of noobs on... Everquest 2, unfortunately.

    My Shadowknight vs some random kid's Warden. He was 2 levels lower than me, and talked plenty of shit about how he was going to own me, how he had sex with my mother last night, etc. I stayed silent the entire time. Alas, we traveled to the PvP arena. He popped me for about 50 damage with a skill hit, and I came back down with an epic DoT hammer which killed him in less than two seconds.

    gg noob, gg.

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    Tibia:


    I was going around fixing some stuff outside town when I encountered a lvl 61 guy. He asked me if I was from poland and I said no. Then he attacked me and as I was lvl 28 I died easily and lost most of my stuff worth 35k gold. That is alot for a lvl 28 in Tibia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madilele View Post
    Tibia:


    I was going around fixing some stuff outside town when I encountered a lvl 61 guy. He asked me if I was from poland and I said no. Then he attacked me and as I was lvl 28 I died easily and lost most of my stuff worth 35k gold. That is alot for a lvl 28 in Tibia.
    lol funny one

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    I got stalked in ffxi, this dude, was making weird /emotes of touching me..

    I was like omg gtfo gay, but i didn't say that i just ran off, and later he stalked me again.. it was scary

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    Quote Originally Posted by hyarume View Post
    I got stalked in ffxi, this dude, was making weird /emotes of touching me..

    I was like omg gtfo gay, but i didn't say that i just ran off, and later he stalked me again.. it was scary
    yeah you run away, only i may make weird touching emotes at you!
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    player1: i heard chuck norris has a fist under his beard
    chucknorrisxx: what?? who are you
    player1: i don't even like hair in my mouth
    chucknorrisxx muted me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryan View Post
    Plenty of noobs on... Everquest 2, unfortunately.

    My Shadowknight vs some random kid's Warden. He was 2 levels lower than me, and talked plenty of shit about how he was going to own me, how he had sex with my mother last night, etc. I stayed silent the entire time. Alas, we traveled to the PvP arena. He popped me for about 50 damage with a skill hit, and I came back down with an epic DoT hammer which killed him in less than two seconds.

    gg noob, gg.
    lol funnest story so far

    Ontopic: I was playing NA ghost online and some dude who was a couple lvl higher then me.We were both sin and I didn't want to pvp but he kept bothering me and calling me noob and talking all this shit. Then I beat him even after the fact I beat him he still called me noob o_O. And I said thats why I beat you right and he no you didn't noob stop lying. Guess he was to embarrassed to admit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadpcGuy View Post
    lol funnest story so far

    Ontopic: I was playing NA ghost online and some dude who was a couple lvl higher then me.We were both sin and I didn't want to pvp but he kept bothering me and calling me noob and talking all this shit. Then I beat him even after the fact I beat him he still called me noob o_O. And I said thats why I beat you right and he no you didn't noob stop lying. Guess he was to embarrassed to admit it.
    thats why i like diablo2s method of dropping ear

    so you can say, oh yeah b*tch well i got ur ear

    or rohan which keeps track of who you killed

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    Epic Flyff Moment

    Bloodedlife(me): Hey what lvl are you?
    Player1: 24
    Player2: Ummm no you're not, you're lvl 12
    Player1: No I'm not I'm lvl 24!!!
    Player2: Yea...sure
    Player1: SERIOUSLY I'M LVL 24!!!!
    Bloodedlife: You do know that you can't stay a vagrant passed lvl 15...
    Player1: I'm not a vagrant!
    Bloodedlife: It shows on the party screen
    Player 1 Has left the party


    epic =D

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