Honestly that's not funny.Intelligent jokes = Fail.
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Honestly that's not funny.Intelligent jokes = Fail.
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fixed it for youOriginally Posted by borddude123
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Well both statements are true.
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ok, can u think of something better?
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Woah... today, after our volleyball game, my friend came up to me and told me the EXACT same joke!
Here's another one he said:
So, two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
The first atom goes, "Hey, I think I lost an electron."
The second one says, "Are you sure?"
Then the first one goes, "YEAH! I'm positive!"
The sad thing is, is that I actually giggled. :P
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Oh sorry I should've contributed...I found this sort of funny.
Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
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Rofl yea my friend told me that hydrogen one too. He also had 1 more i forget it tho.
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4:40, best joke
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