A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "For you, no charge"
lol, anyone have any funny jokes?
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "For you, no charge"
lol, anyone have any funny jokes?
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Honestly that's not funny.Intelligent jokes = Fail.
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fixed it for youOriginally Posted by borddude123
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Well both statements are true.
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ok, can u think of something better?
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Lol he got that off fallout 3.
What goes in hard and dry, and comes out wet and sticky?
a stick of gum.
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Woah... today, after our volleyball game, my friend came up to me and told me the EXACT same joke!
Here's another one he said:
So, two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
The first atom goes, "Hey, I think I lost an electron."
The second one says, "Are you sure?"
Then the first one goes, "YEAH! I'm positive!"
The sad thing is, is that I actually giggled. :P
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Oh sorry I should've contributed...I found this sort of funny.
Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
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Rofl yea my friend told me that hydrogen one too. He also had 1 more i forget it tho.
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4:40, best joke
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There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"
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Why don't blind men skydive?
Because it scares the shit out of the dog.
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Heres a funny phrase that I found. Stupidity to the max.
"For all of you reporting a score more than 100 as you iq lol @ you. How can you possibly score more than 100%? I'm very happy with my score of 89."
Lulz.
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Racism eh?
How do you get a indian out of your back yard?
Move the trash cans to the front.
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