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    Default Man says God ordered him to ram vehicle at 100 MPH

    SAN ANTONIO (AP) - A man who rammed his truck into a woman's vehicle on a highway early Friday told authorities he crashed into her while going more than 100 mph because God told him "she needed to be taken off the road."

    The truck rear-ended the car on U.S. Highway 281, both vehicles spun across a median then came to a stop along a barrier in the opposite lanes. Both drivers suffered only minor injuries.

    "He just said God said she wasn't driving right, and she needed to be taken off the road," Bexar County Sheriff's Office spokesman Kyle Coleman said in the online edition of the San Antonio Express-News. "God must have been with them, 'cause any other time, the severity of this crash, it would have been a fatal."

    The pickup driver did not tell police how the woman was driving. Police could not find alcohol or drugs in either driver.

    A psychiatric evaluation has been ordered for a man.


    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20081201/D94Q4D4O0.html

    God told me to post this here.

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    Allah told me to slap you across the face and then accompany Muhammad to brunch.

    *slap*

    *brunch*

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    I'm glad the woman he hit wasn't seriously hurt. For one thing, that means I'm allowed to laugh at how absurd this story is.

    +repped

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    Santa told me to do it!

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    Lord Vader told me that dark side is a good thing..

    @ santa told me to do it... i lol'd!!!!

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    Inb4mod says "God told me to lock this"

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    This will somehow be linked to Grand Theft Auto.

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    God told me not to lock this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cereal&Milk View Post
    This will somehow be linked to Grand Theft Auto.
    Jack Thompson strikes again!

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    God works in mysterious ways, which is why we do crazy shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryan View Post
    Jack Thompson strikes again!
    Or, Joe Arpaio. The man seems bent on the idea that two children (six and seven) hung a cat with a PS2 controller wire because GTA told them to, and all video games are bad.

    Question is (or rather, questions are): why were the kids left alone playing a game intended for 17 year olds? When have cats ever been lynched in GTA? Has anyone actually been ***** in that series?

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    This is Transient reporting today's breaking news. OnRPG could end up being your #1 News Source, as well! Stay tuned!

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    mmm....the man clearly has some psychiatric issues~ either his mind or his brain is ticking wrong~

    but seriously, good thing neither of them suffered severe injuries or even die. 100 miles per hour....jeesuz

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    god told me to start a pizzaparty

    Quote Originally Posted by zaberisk2 View Post
    also, bodybuilders donīt eat healthy

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