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    My last haircut was done by a hot chick too. I understand how you feel. I'm not even kidding, I had her cleavage right on my face. I was quite embarassed, to say the least.

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    I've never had the pleasure of having a hot dentist or doctor

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    did i dare miss the cleavage? she put my lay-chair really low and when she reached for the other side of my mouth....i could have drooled and the air-sucker will easily hide it

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    when i was in the 7th grade, i went to my bi-annual dentist appointment, and this hot asian lady in her 20s-30s was my dentist. and she had a tattoo of a rose on her boob. that was awesome. too bad it was that one time it was my last dentist appointment in louisiana

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    Never in my life but I had a black dentist who was like in her 20s and she thought I was into hip hop so she kept trying to talk to me about lil wayne. It was pretty funny cause I had no idea what songs she was talking about and just pretended I did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serix View Post
    Wat.

    Now srsly, I go to a gay hair salon because they now what they're doing, i love the massive cleavages like any other guy, but they don't get the job done. jesus.
    This man is rational.

    If you want to hire someone just for cleavage, it should be a stripper.

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    When I had braces, the fact that all the people who worked there were women, and most were attractive, was good.

    When orthodontists are stabbing wires into my gums and wrenching my teeth around, having their bosoms pressed into my head is a natural painkiller.

    I've never had a problem with dentists/hygienists, so when there's an attractive one, that's a bonus.

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    Ive had a hawt *** doctor do the physical check on me...

    She held my ballsack and told me to cough both ways....and i think instead i gave her a ********..


    In other words i failed the Physical check...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maver64 View Post
    Ever have one of those hot female doctors that have to check your penis for this test or whatever its a rare occasion that you have to do it. I forget what its called but the funny part is when you get an erection.
    Lol I remember having those tests done on me when I was younger. But unfortunately the doctors doing the tests were always saggy old men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cereal&Milk View Post
    My mom and baby cousin were in the room.

    Therefore, an erection was fought back down. ~_~
    She can't have been that hot,
    You don't have the election of an erection D=<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaotix View Post
    You clashed dicks?
    Yes. I won.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamdrunk View Post
    unfortunately, i haven't experienced going to a hot dentist. though i have some friends who are students of dental medicine... and they are really hot... hot hot hot!lol! this is true. the only problem is all of the are my friends... lol! but i would really be happy to date them.
    FINALLY! you didnt say "peace out!!" in this post LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoyoball View Post
    FINALLY! you didnt say "peace out!!" in this post LOL
    He says peace out?


    Peace out.

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    Lol i have a hot dentist right now,

    Yeah but whats horrible is having a fugly 4000 lb doctor check your testies for cancer.
    her hands where so nasty looking. GAH JUST REMEMBERING IT...

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    I had a battle with a dentist, for my dignity once. I lost, my dignity and along with the feeling in my mouth. It started on a wensday I had to go in for a filling so I thought no biggie right? Wrong. I go in sycked because I got out of school for a bit, oh how foolish I was. A fairly young dentist met me after I was called in he looked young as far as dentists go atleast. I told my mom to stay in the lobby cause I could handle this alone, I was a big boy. I was seated in the dentist chair and was told to open my mouth, I did. The dentist was preparing the numbing shot and he told me it would only be a pinch, I was cool but his hands were shaking. I noticed this too late, as he went into my mouth with the needle the tremors in his hands caused him to jab it into my lip. I jumped, he jumped, we both looked at each other. Without knowing or just being too terrified to care the dentist injected the novacane into my lip. After the needle was empty he said to me "Well lets try this again" and all I could do was let out a "UGH!" So gets a new needle and slightly prys my lips open and injected the novacane into the roof of my mouth, the desired spot. I lose feeling and he starts his work, now comes the rinsing. I take the cup in my hand and look at the water within it. I use as much force as I can to open my numb lips and slowly injest the water. The dentist says "Spit please" so I lean over the bowl and when I try to spit the water inside my mouth comes out in a gigantic gush getting on my shirt and the floor. Inside my watery-spit combo, the young dentist and I both seem to notice it at the same time, my filling. He gives me a weak smile and we are both stumped. I take off my little dental bib and run to my mom in the lobby screamig "BLUB BLUB MUH MUFTH" My mom asked the dentist whats going on and whats wrong with my mouth. He goes over the what went down and she learns that I am his very first patient ever. My mouth still numb my mom and I leave to get some icecream, which I could not eat because my numb mouth would not permit it.

    HOLY CRAP my longest post ever!

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    funny, very funny story. thanks for the laughs pugs!

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    Way to spend your birthday, pugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryan View Post
    Way to spend your birthday, pugs.
    Wasn't my birthday it was some time back in 6th grade.

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    I'm sorry Pugs but, that was ****ing hilarious. :3

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