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    i was waiting for them to say Cuba and have a kid run across with a burning american flag at 1:15

    "i have to be out there saving people, because there all gunna die!" OH GOD WAS THAT FUNNY!

    but i hate things like this, i believe in a god but i don't enjoy reading the bible, or going to church and listening a guy say im going to hell. these people that try to be the next pope should go jump off a bridge, they want to go to heaven right? so why would you spend time on earth sinning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannylamb View Post
    i was waiting for them to say Cuba and have a kid run across with a burning american flag at 1:15

    "i have to be out there saving people, because there all gunna die!" OH GOD WAS THAT FUNNY!

    but i hate things like this, i believe in a god but i don't enjoy reading the bible, or going to church and listening a guy say im going to hell.
    The guy said they were sending people off to the most remote places of the world, but then a guy ran across saying The People's Republic of China. Isn't that Hong Kong?

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    Why the hell would you turn off your goddam cellphone.


    This the twenty ****ing first century, turning off your cellphone is like... cutting yourself off from the rest of the entire world.

    Also, old guy looks like a pedo and those girls look brainwashed o_O

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    Quote Originally Posted by xXTraitorXx View Post
    The guy said they were sending people off to the most remote places of the world, but then a guy ran across saying The People's Republic of China. Isn't that Hong Kong?
    but they cant wait for them to have heart attacks, there the ambulance of the lord, they have to be out there saving people, because they will die.

    lol sorry couldn't help myself. but yes, they are dumb.

    The More You Know: in China it is against the law to save someone from drowning, because it interferes with there destiny. so i say let them all go to china push a hundred guys into the water and let them all get arrested.

    then laugh, have a beer, and pop out another potential white child. (its a joke, when you read white, think of slim)

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    I think they should send them to some third world country, not Hong Kong.

    The only thing they can save people from in Hong Kong are eating odd foods and mice.

    Send them to ****stan or the rice fields of Bangladesh =/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
    I think they should send them to some third world country, not Hong Kong.

    The only thing they can save people from in Hong Kong are eating odd foods and mice.

    Send them to ****stan or the rice fields of Bangladesh =/
    can some one say front line infantry in iraq?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannylamb View Post
    can some one say front line infantry in iraq?
    Can someone say KABOOM?

    Man.. I'm glad my parents are free thinkers. I'd hate to go there o--o;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
    Can someone say KABOOM?

    Man.. I'm glad my parents are free thinkers. I'd hate to go there o--o;
    im glad my parents are to cheap, and that i dont live anywhere near that.

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    I'm gonna make some Odin bootcamp. Give each kid and axe, have them fight to the death and send the winner home with a goodie bag.

    Well, Its not any less intelligent than the lord's bootcamp,

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    oh man there is no such thing as conversion, there are only 2 choice to go back to god and be holy or stay in the worldly doings and left on fire. but be careful there are many false prophets claiming they can bring you to God but they cant of course they cant ahha only jesus christ can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manic View Post
    Well, that is one of the many messages of the Bible.
    no! its supposed to be petals and elegant flowers with happy endings

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    Poor misguided fools.
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    "WE'RE THE AMBULANCES OF PEOPLE'S SOULS"

    lolwut?

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    They don't even get a chance to decide for themselves...Their parents just decided.
    That one girl...everything thats scientific is nothing to her now,holy crap.

    This is wrong...religion is fine...but this isn't god...this is SATANS WORK.
    Jesus boot camp is satan.
    Yay for not caring about religion?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacn View Post
    Or you turn it off =/


    I never understood why the concept of turning your cell phone off is so hard for people to grasp these days.
    neverrrr D:< My cell is my everthing!

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