So, hypothetically, if you woke up to some odd sounds coming from downstairs, around where your backdoor should be, and in a half asleep stupor you head downstairs with your nunchuks (constructed with white wood lotus, 3 link chain attachment, each stick measuring measured 12 inches in length and 1 in diameter)to show that ****ing possum not to mess with your backdoor, head down your living room, still in that idiotic half asleep stupor, make a right into your kitchen, and find yourself uncomfortably close to an apparently unarmed burglar

what would you do?

I know the situation totally begs for "Why I'd start spinning that ***** around and go Enter the Dragon on his ***" but I'd like to see some realistic answers too.