Tell him to leave or you'll go Enter The Dragon on his ***. If he's unarmed he'll probably just run away. Then just call the cops and tell them where he's heading.
I'd have a .22 rifle to shoot the possum (which I've done, but not in my house), not nunchucks.
Therefore, I'd threaten to shoot the robber. If he tries to pull I weapon, I shoot him. He runs away, I might still shoot him, though maybe in the leg.
one time i was walking down the hallway in my house and my bro waited for me on the corner of the hall and when i reached the end he popped up making weird sounds and stuff...it was like at 3 am....i literally collapsed on my knees from fear lol.....its the manliest thing ive ever done....lol but yea if that was fake and i kneeled imagine if it was real
Nothing - arm bar > beating > tie his arms together and then drop his pants and put him in the street.
Gun - Execute my right to protect my land
nun chucks - laugh then take them and hit him with them.