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    Tell him to leave or you'll go Enter The Dragon on his ***. If he's unarmed he'll probably just run away. Then just call the cops and tell them where he's heading.

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    This actually to me irl. Got taken hostage but police came so yeah.

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    I'd have a .22 rifle to shoot the possum (which I've done, but not in my house), not nunchucks.

    Therefore, I'd threaten to shoot the robber. If he tries to pull I weapon, I shoot him. He runs away, I might still shoot him, though maybe in the leg.

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    Burglars terrify me, so I dunno. That's one good thing about living in a condo. Way less reason to fear that sort of thing.

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    I'd whack him in the head with the nun-chucks and hope he goes unconscious If not, i'll just keep whacking him since he's unarmed.

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    There's nothing in my house worth stealing, literally. Any burglar who stole stuff from my house would just be cleaning up.

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    I honestly can't say.

    It'd be a moment situation.

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    one time i was walking down the hallway in my house and my bro waited for me on the corner of the hall and when i reached the end he popped up making weird sounds and stuff...it was like at 3 am....i literally collapsed on my knees from fear lol.....its the manliest thing ive ever done....lol but yea if that was fake and i kneeled imagine if it was real

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    1. Equip my "Fat Man" Mini Nuke Laucher.
    2. Use V.A.T.S to specifically aim at his feet.
    3. ???
    4. Profit.

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    what is he armed with?

    Nothing - arm bar > beating > tie his arms together and then drop his pants and put him in the street.
    Gun - Execute my right to protect my land
    nun chucks - laugh then take them and hit him with them.

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    throw one nunchuck at him then run

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