Burglars

[zipykido]

There's nothing in my house worth stealing, literally. Any burglar who stole stuff from my house would just be cleaning up.

[Norrin Radd]

I honestly can't say.

It'd be a moment situation.

[TheWiseGuy]

one time i was walking down the hallway in my house and my bro waited for me on the corner of the hall and when i reached the end he popped up making weird sounds and stuff...it was like at 3 am....i literally collapsed on my knees from fear lol.....its the manliest thing ive ever done....lol but yea if that was fake and i kneeled imagine if it was real

[C~Dub]

1. Equip my "Fat Man" Mini Nuke Laucher.
2. Use V.A.T.S to specifically aim at his feet.
3. ???
4. Profit.

[dannylamb]

what is he armed with?

Nothing - arm bar > beating > tie his arms together and then drop his pants and put him in the street.
Gun - Execute my right to protect my land
nun chucks - laugh then take them and hit him with them.

[hobolord]

throw one nunchuck at him then run

[Testeagle]

Shit a brick

then

politely ask him to leave.. while my staffy eats him.

[Seiyuuki]

Judging by the mood I'm in now. I'd outright beat on his face until he ran out or I have to carry him out...

I'm hyped up from doing quite allot of training recently, but I'm tired because I'm up early...
This contradicting combo makes me violent.