Burglars

[Fieren]

So, hypothetically, if you woke up to some odd sounds coming from downstairs, around where your backdoor should be, and in a half asleep stupor you head downstairs with your nunchuks (constructed with white wood lotus, 3 link chain attachment, each stick measuring measured 12 inches in length and 1 in diameter)to show that ****ing possum not to mess with your backdoor, head down your living room, still in that idiotic half asleep stupor, make a right into your kitchen, and find yourself uncomfortably close to an apparently unarmed burglar

what would you do?

I know the situation totally begs for "Why I'd start spinning that ***** around and go Enter the Dragon on his ***" but I'd like to see some realistic answers too.

[Showy]

I sometimes day dream about what I would do if I found someone that was trying to break into my house.

If they're potentially unarmed, or even with a small kitchen knife, I would equip my baseball bat of the tiger +4 and attempt to break their kneecaps. Of course all while wearing a suit of chainmail.

[Croix]

I'd probably try to take him down with the nunchucks, and if he was armed I would probably run away and try to get somewhere safe with a phone inside.

[Bacn]

Tell him to leave or you'll go Enter The Dragon on his ***. If he's unarmed he'll probably just run away. Then just call the cops and tell them where he's heading.

[daroth]

This actually to me irl. Got taken hostage but police came so yeah.

[Cloud13]

I'd have a .22 rifle to shoot the possum (which I've done, but not in my house), not nunchucks.

Therefore, I'd threaten to shoot the robber. If he tries to pull I weapon, I shoot him. He runs away, I might still shoot him, though maybe in the leg.

[shadowsworn]

Burglars terrify me, so I dunno. That's one good thing about living in a condo. Way less reason to fear that sort of thing.

[ferkin]

I'd whack him in the head with the nun-chucks and hope he goes unconscious If not, i'll just keep whacking him since he's unarmed.

[zipykido]

There's nothing in my house worth stealing, literally. Any burglar who stole stuff from my house would just be cleaning up.

[Norrin Radd]

I honestly can't say.

It'd be a moment situation.

[TheWiseGuy]

one time i was walking down the hallway in my house and my bro waited for me on the corner of the hall and when i reached the end he popped up making weird sounds and stuff...it was like at 3 am....i literally collapsed on my knees from fear lol.....its the manliest thing ive ever done....lol but yea if that was fake and i kneeled imagine if it was real

[C~Dub]

1. Equip my "Fat Man" Mini Nuke Laucher.
2. Use V.A.T.S to specifically aim at his feet.
3. ???
4. Profit.

[dannylamb]

what is he armed with?

Nothing - arm bar > beating > tie his arms together and then drop his pants and put him in the street.
Gun - Execute my right to protect my land
nun chucks - laugh then take them and hit him with them.

[hobolord]

throw one nunchuck at him then run

[Testeagle]

Shit a brick

then

politely ask him to leave.. while my staffy eats him.

[Haku_Honjo]

I'd be expecting them to not have legs if they're going in my back door.. 3 large dogs that do not take well to strangers in the night. Anyway I'd call 911 and hope I can sneak up on them/do things and pray they don't have a gun. I know its stupid to sneak up on them, but I have a family and I'd rather take the intruder out and get hurt than to let them get a good line on anyone else/ make them a hostage.

EDIT: Oh yeah, if they came in the front I'd let my dogs come in and it'd be on. You're in my damn house and you intend to steal from/harm me? Yeah right, you're not gonna get away that easily.

[Seiyuuki]

Judging by the mood I'm in now. I'd outright beat on his face until he ran out or I have to carry him out...

I'm hyped up from doing quite allot of training recently, but I'm tired because I'm up early...
This contradicting combo makes me violent.

[H4wkeye]

Umm well for burglars,i got 3 guns,about 500 bullets and a crowbar.So if someone broke into the house he'd smell the 9mm handgun on tip of his nose.Of course in those situations i dunno,depends.I was thinking about it though.If he like tied my folks up and started torturing them for money,id either shoot his kneecaps or beat him with a crowbar.Hell maybe even kill the ****er.If he started to run away i think i'd chase him.And if he just broke into the house and did no harm to people in it,id just call the PD and subdue him if possible.But as i said it all depends on the situation...i just told my plans xD