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Originally Posted by Caden Evangeline
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^ Chuck Norris penguin-reincarnate?
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Made me smile, especially the end.
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Actually, that's a perfectly understandable reaction.
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Comatose Grandma Sitter
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:58:37
What a *****!
Original ad:
hi there i am a 22 year old female babysitter looking for a job. i am available pretty much all the time so if you need someone to look after your kid, let me know!
From Timmy Tucker to **********@***********.org
Hey,
I saw your ad about babysitting and am very interested. My grandmother is in the hospital and is probably going to die. She is never awake when I am there, and the doctors say she is only awake for about 5 minutes every couple of days. The problem is, I need her to sign a re-drafted will I wrote so I can get all of her stuff when she dies. Right now she has all of her money going to my ***** sister and her family. I don't have the time to sit there and watch her all day because I have better things to do. I need you to sit at the hospital and watch her in case she wakes up, and then make her sign the will. I will pay you $10 an hour for this job.
Thanks,
Tim
From ***********@gmail.com to Me
no thanks that is sick! show some sympathy you prick!
From Timmy Tucker to **********@gmail.com
Obviously I am not offering you enough money. I will pay you $15 an hour, but in return I need you to unplug her life support after you get her to sign the will.
From ***********@gmail.com to Me
YOU ARE ****ING SICK I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL
From Timmy Tucker to **********@gmail.com
You clearly do not have the right mindset to enter the fast-paced industry of babysitting. I will find a babysitter that has a little bit more balls than you.
From ***********@gmail.com to Me
**** OFF
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=12
Last edited by Useless; 03-15-2010 at 01:11 PM.
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Jewish Wolverine! If you don't watch out he'll cut you....off.
She knows how to party.
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Don't think it has been posted yet, if it has, R SRY!
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[My Anime List] | [last.fm] | [xfire] | [Steam]
I should update this but all my effort went into writing this lousy excuse.
i dont get it
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Check the names and topography.
[My Anime List] | [last.fm] | [xfire] | [Steam]
I should update this but all my effort went into writing this lousy excuse.
i see that, but i still dont find it funny, i think im missing something. like insde jokes on some states...
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part of alaska is named oil
classic
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So I am from Kentuckistan?
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And Texas is still Texas. **** yea!
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Oh shit man, that's awesome.
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Keyboard cat is reincarnated!
All hail the new keyboard cat!
Also this guy is awesome.
Last edited by IronyTaken; 03-16-2010 at 04:45 AM. Reason: -=Doublepost=-
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None of that shi* was funny at all. Period.
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i lul'd at all of them. :< especially the chat roulette man, more mazing than funny but i still luld
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I lol'ed at the brushie brushie! ^^
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