Some jokes. not to funny but when i was drunk and they were told to me i thought they were hilarious!
this little indian boy was wondering why they name people the names they give them at birth. so he goes to the tirbal elder and asks him why the elder says well if the mother see a bear running while giving birth it will be running bear, or if she a soaring eagle it will be soaring eagle. why do you ask two dogs F******?
The cops come to the door of this drunk and knock on the door and announce there presence "its the cops were just here to talk to you" the drunk stumbles over there and says "well how many of you guys are there?" the cop says "2" the drunk says "why dont you guys just talk to one another and went back to sit down"
Also, ONLY in american can you have top 10 fat models... like wtf? lol sexy spokes ppl for mcdonalds? Top 10 Fat Models | Debate.org