Epic Post Thread

[Gaika]

This thread is an attempt to see how some of OnRPG members are able to post epic posts in an epic thread.

This thread is for the sole purpose of well though-out posts that will hopefully make everyone in this thread go "wow, that's frucken awesome!" I really do not want any flamers, trolls here so this thread could survive.

I'd really like it that you just take your time and post something really, really, and I mean really interesting for this thread. It could be a fact, an article, something you saw, something you've experienced, or something just awesome in general.

If this thread gets derailed I will only but bow down my head in shame to see such a fresh thread go down to waste. I know some kids, here, are 13 year olds, but if you're currently reading this, just try to be helpful so you'll get a better reputation here, on OnRPG.

With that said, I will now post something very interesting, something that might catch a lot of your eyes. Please, bare with me.

There is no "Messiah". Stop looking outside of yourself for 'salvation'.
Is there what you might call a 'Christ Consciousness' alive, then yes, in a manner of speaking. Though not in your 3rd Density (dimensional) awareness.

This time is now at hand. Not just described in the Book of Revelations, but also in the prophesies of virtually every religion, spiritual philosophy, and mystery tradition throughout history.

To use your own example however:

Revelation 14:14-16:

14 Then I looked, and behold, a white cloud, and on the cloud sat One like the Son of Man, having on His head a golden crown, and in His hand a sharp sickle. 15 And another angel came out of the temple, crying with a loud voice to Him who sat on the cloud, “Thrust in Your sickle and reap, for the time has come for You to reap, for the harvest of the earth is ripe.” 16 So He who sat on the cloud thrust in His sickle on the earth, and the earth was reaped.

The 'earth' is indeed ripe for Harvest. The question is, who will be ready? And will the Harvest be Positive, or Negative?

Seems like the person has gone up so far up his *** that...well...just look at the picture:

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/...**-no_head.jpg

My say:

I'm not sure what to believe. The Mayans, Nostradamus, Jesus' secret messages or scientific fact. It's all a load of horse crap, but whether we want to believe it or not is up to us.

We can even treat this whole thing as a huge misunderstanding, but we simply are in too much denial. For all I care, this would be a possible scenario, which we just haven't given the time for thought to:



****, we're even misjudging how and why they ended the calendar. There is a big possibility, then in the time of tracking the movement of the sun, they could not predict it any more. The calender is a sun cycle, functioning very similarly to our current Gregorian Calendar. When they were tracking their cycle, they pretty much were tracking and predicting its movements and patterns, until they couldn't predict anymore, which led to the theory of their world "ending" or the stopping of making their calender.

One can only treat this catastrophe as the NeoNazi Beheading video or the conspiracy of 9/11, but all we end up doing at one point in time is either assuming it's totally fake or real, or just laughing our asses off taking the role of the assholes of the internet, which, dare I say it? - Is 4chan's job.

We're just a bunch o' assholes: http://www.thehumorarchives.com/atta...sh-asshole.jpg (click link, it's not suitable for this forum)


This post contains my opinions and my opinions only. Your opinions are obviously subject to change.

Enjoy.

[Showy]

[TheJESTERJ]

[quote]I have a theory.

The accident with the bike? It put Ash in a coma. three days later he was found and pumped full of painkillers. This is why team rocket became less menacing. The drugs kicked in and stabilized his coma dreams, instead of being terrifying, they became idyllic, and he’s able to live out his pokemon master fantasies.

It’s also the reason that every time he enters a new region, virtually no one has heard of him, despite his conquests, and why givoanni leads team rocket. Ash has daddy issues, so he put his dad atop the evil corporation, and he just can’t picture himself as famous, so he essentially adopts a new identity every few months.

It also explains a few other things, such as how a child can go off on his own in

[Ionic]

Very good read. tl;dr lolpokeman

Lol That's wicked stuff : P

[Jacksterson]

http://www.onrpg.com/boards/116971.html

[Gaika]

Thanks for making this thread more epic. =D More things to come!

Step 1: Hold your left Thumb midway between the screen and your face so that just above the tip of your thumb you see the bolded word on this line.



Step 2: Keep your thumb in that position. Now tilt your head 5 inches to your left (if you are left-handed). If you are right handed, then tilt 5 inches to your RIGHT so that the bolded word on this line is just above your line of sight.



Step 3: Now comes the tricky part SLOWLY move your thumb from current position towards your nose (whilst looking at it) until you can kind of see your one thumb become 2 blurry thumbs. For most folk this equates to an absolute minimum of about 8 centimetre (3 inch) distance from your nose.



Step 4: Now, your head should STILL have been tilted slightly. If it wasn't then those idiot folk will have to go back to step 2. Everybody else: Now tilt your head in the opposite direction and then back and close your eyes for about 5 seconds. When you open them, then click here to be astonished.





































HAHA, GOTCHA

The Only 'Astonishing' Thing About This 'Illusion' was the fact that you fell for it.



I just hope you weren't sitting near other folk while doing this illusion. God knows what they must have thought you were doing...all that thumb waving as though you were some sort of Picasso wannabee, and all that head tilting as if auditioning for a part on Crufts...or *shudder* looking at stuff you damn well shouldn't be looking at!!!

You are an absolute idiot (heck, I even BOLDED those words for you and you still couldn't figure it out!)

OK, Now is the time to get even. Play this practical joke on your friends. After clicking the button below, include a little message in the comments part saying something like: "Hey I found an amazing Illusion for you to try. You'll be astounded!" ALSO, if they happen to be in the office, or in a computer lab or near other folk it looks even better...


Source: http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/illusion.htm

[vi3tshiiet]

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

This is epic win.