The Ex Files. (haw haw haw haw)

[Jrgsubzero]

She moved, and her twin sister started coming on to me.

They were the same person.

[Manic]

Oh, the stories I could tell...

I had actually typed up a few good paragraphs, but I think it's best left unsaid for the sake of chivalry.

To be succinct, I attract the truly crazy ones out there.

[Valostar]

I had an ex who told my whole school i ***** her and chased her with a knife (at the age of 14). To prove her craziness,she went to Texas at the age of 15 to see a guy she "fell in love with" over myspace. At the age of 16 she moved to Newfoundland and got engaged. When they moved back here they broke up.

[Thalamast]

I had an ex who told my whole school i ***** her and chased her with a knife (at the age of 14). To prove her craziness,she went to Texas at the age of 15 to see a guy she "fell in love with" over myspace. At the age of 16 she moved to Newfoundland and got engaged. When they moved back here they broke up.

i wish i found some crazy *** whores like that

[Valostar]

i wish i found some crazy *** whores like that

it was gross how many guys she had already "been with" at the age of 14. Now that we're 18 it kind of scares me to think about how many more she's been with.

[Thalamast]

it was gross how many guys she had already "been with" at the age of 14. Now that we're 18 it kind of scares me to think about how many more she's been with.

by the age of 16 a girl will usually have the same guy doing her for months at a time so it can't be that high

[Serix]

oooh i got one,

i was hooking up with the pageant queen of my city, and my god, she had issues with racism and religion.
For one, she felt every non-catholic needed to have a hot iron shoved up their asses, secondly, she thought Obama was Hitler v2 because he was going to go on a rampage against the Mexicans because he's black.
Srsly.

So I zonked myself that night, took her out to dance, never saw her again.

PS: Salsa night last night sucked D=< I didn't even get to go dancing.

[Norrin Radd]

I haven't had any crazy exes really.

I had/possibly still have a girl that stalked me all over the place; real life, online, everywhere. Simply because I turned her down.

It was pretty hairy for a while, but she's apparantly f*cked off and grown up now or whatever.

[Oisterman]

I've never really dated any crazy people...I get to know people before I date them, so I know if they are crazy or not. Actually, I didn't really get to know my current girlfriend, so that was a crap shoot but it turned out good


I had a "girlfriend" named Stacy once. We were really good friends and decided to date. Then we hung out and never did anything different from what we usually did anyway lol. Actually, as far as I know we are still "dating", because we never "broke up", but then again, we never actually did any boyfriend girlfriend stuff. Lol. I guess that was kinda crazy...in comparison to my others anyway.

[maoc389]

aw maniac do share.

atleast one. for the lulz.

[BGLamb]

All my exes were ****ing crazy ****ers.

I'll just say: Don't joke about how much fun watersports are unless you're really sure the other person is joking too.

[Cod4Sniper]

You are just... so strange...but since you're slow and glare at random things I still have much love for you.

I ****ing love pocky.