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    Default The Ex Files. (haw haw haw haw)

    Thread idea borrowed from that other thread...

    ...anyways!

    Who was your craziest ex, and what did he/she do?

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    I think that trash-talking any person you dated is very disrespectful and childish. You didn't work out, don't be a dick about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pok View Post
    I think that trash-talking any person you dated is very disrespectful and childish. You didn't work out, don't be a dick about it.
    OHhh not trash-talking, guy.

    I'm talking about straight up weird relationships.

    For example: My very first boyfriend turned out to have anger management issues, and when I dumped him, he threatened to burn down my house.

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    i can't participate properly here T_T.

    **** alcohol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serix View Post
    i can't participate properly here T_T.

    **** alcohol.
    serix is always fuggin drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa View Post
    For example: My very first boyfriend turned out to have anger management issues, and when I dumped him, he threatened to burn down my house.
    Same boat.

    I think everyone has this happen.

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    .-. my ex got his friend to hack my computer.
    & the minute i unblocked him off msn, which was like, 2 months after, he starts coming at me with profanities & sht.
    This was like, a little longer than a year ago, & he's still texting me crap.

    Other than that it's pretty much the usual /slit ones.

    & hell, phanton does not look like jeebus.
    It's more of Weird Al.

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    that ***** gave me one of those "i totally see u there but im gunna turn sideways and act like i dont see u" in the subway, but i moved anyways

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    my craziest (i wouldn't of called her crazy though, i facking loved it) ex stole her ex boyfriends car and crashed it outside my house.

    that ended up being one crazy night.

    anywho, she ended up cheating on me with a doorman (bouncer, whatever you wanna call em), that ended up in a few fist fights.

    i guess her craziness rubbed off on me a bit, i havn't found a girl that fun ever since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z0MBiE View Post
    my craziest (i wouldn't of called her crazy though, i facking loved it) ex stole her ex boyfriends car and crashed it outside my house.

    that ended up being one crazy night.

    anywho, she ended up cheating on me with a doorman (bouncer, whatever you wanna call em), that ended up in a few fist fights.

    i guess her craziness rubbed off on me a bit, i havn't found a girl that fun ever since.
    what the hell, i thought my ex was crazy, but you take the cake.

    My ex promised me with a threesome with her and her friend when we broke up, and never fulfilled that promise when we got back together. THEN she'd call me every (literally) three minutes whenever i was going out without her. When we finally did break up for good, she started spreading rumors, starting with her parents, about how i got her pregnant one night after she threw up in the morning from too much alcohol. Turns out? she wasn't pregnant at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maoc389 View Post
    what the hell, i thought my ex was crazy, but you take the cake.

    My ex promised me with a threesome with her and her friend when we broke up, and never fulfilled that promise when we got back together. THEN she'd call me every (literally) three minutes whenever i was going out without her. When we finally did break up for good, she started spreading rumors, starting with her parents, about how i got her pregnant one night after she threw up in the morning from too much alcohol. Turns out? she wasn't pregnant at all.
    THAT *****!

    Lol @ pity dates. I'm very picky when it comes to dating... If the dude is just pathetic, I let him know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa View Post
    THAT *****!

    Lol @ pity dates. I'm very picky when it comes to dating... If the dude is just pathetic, I let him know.
    i'm not trying hard enough...

    you didn't tell me i'm pathetic yet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z0MBiE View Post
    i'm not trying hard enough...

    you didn't tell me i'm pathetic yet!
    LOL but see, you're funny.

    If the guy has no personality and just LOOKS cute, I wouldn't give him a chance

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    I've never really dated any crazy people...I get to know people before I date them, so I know if they are crazy or not. Actually, I didn't really get to know my current girlfriend, so that was a crap shoot but it turned out good


    I had a "girlfriend" named Stacy once. We were really good friends and decided to date. Then we hung out and never did anything different from what we usually did anyway lol. Actually, as far as I know we are still "dating", because we never "broke up", but then again, we never actually did any boyfriend girlfriend stuff. Lol. I guess that was kinda crazy...in comparison to my others anyway.

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    aw maniac do share.

    atleast one. for the lulz.

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    All my exes were ****ing crazy ****ers.

    I'll just say: Don't joke about how much fun watersports are unless you're really sure the other person is joking too.

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