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    Default The Ex Files. (haw haw haw haw)

    Thread idea borrowed from that other thread...

    ...anyways!

    Who was your craziest ex, and what did he/she do?

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    I think that trash-talking any person you dated is very disrespectful and childish. You didn't work out, don't be a dick about it.

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    my craziest (i wouldn't of called her crazy though, i facking loved it) ex stole her ex boyfriends car and crashed it outside my house.

    that ended up being one crazy night.

    anywho, she ended up cheating on me with a doorman (bouncer, whatever you wanna call em), that ended up in a few fist fights.

    i guess her craziness rubbed off on me a bit, i havn't found a girl that fun ever since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pok View Post
    I think that trash-talking any person you dated is very disrespectful and childish. You didn't work out, don't be a dick about it.
    OHhh not trash-talking, guy.

    I'm talking about straight up weird relationships.

    For example: My very first boyfriend turned out to have anger management issues, and when I dumped him, he threatened to burn down my house.

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    i can't participate properly here T_T.

    **** alcohol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serix View Post
    i can't participate properly here T_T.

    **** alcohol.
    serix is always fuggin drunk.

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    mm my last ex was like stalking me. following me around, taking pictures and stuff x-x; he wasn't even my ex really, just some guy I went on a pity date with.. god that was a bad idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z0MBiE View Post
    my craziest (i wouldn't of called her crazy though, i facking loved it) ex stole her ex boyfriends car and crashed it outside my house.

    that ended up being one crazy night.

    anywho, she ended up cheating on me with a doorman (bouncer, whatever you wanna call em), that ended up in a few fist fights.

    i guess her craziness rubbed off on me a bit, i havn't found a girl that fun ever since.
    what the hell, i thought my ex was crazy, but you take the cake.

    My ex promised me with a threesome with her and her friend when we broke up, and never fulfilled that promise when we got back together. THEN she'd call me every (literally) three minutes whenever i was going out without her. When we finally did break up for good, she started spreading rumors, starting with her parents, about how i got her pregnant one night after she threw up in the morning from too much alcohol. Turns out? she wasn't pregnant at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
    mm my last ex was like stalking me. following me around, taking pictures and stuff x-x; he wasn't even my ex really, just some guy I went on a pity date with.. god that was a bad idea.
    Pity dates are so demeaning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
    mm my last ex was like stalking me. following me around, taking pictures and stuff x-x; he wasn't even my ex really, just some guy I went on a pity date with.. god that was a bad idea.
    haha pity date, you're mean.

    i like it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by maoc389 View Post
    what the hell, i thought my ex was crazy, but you take the cake.

    My ex promised me with a threesome with her and her friend when we broke up, and never fulfilled that promise when we got back together. THEN she'd call me every (literally) three minutes whenever i was going out without her. When we finally did break up for good, she started spreading rumors, starting with her parents, about how i got her pregnant one night after she threw up in the morning from too much alcohol. Turns out? she wasn't pregnant at all.
    THAT *****!

    Lol @ pity dates. I'm very picky when it comes to dating... If the dude is just pathetic, I let him know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa View Post
    THAT *****!

    Lol @ pity dates. I'm very picky when it comes to dating... If the dude is just pathetic, I let him know.
    i'm not trying hard enough...

    you didn't tell me i'm pathetic yet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z0MBiE View Post
    i'm not trying hard enough...

    you didn't tell me i'm pathetic yet!
    LOL but see, you're funny.

    If the guy has no personality and just LOOKS cute, I wouldn't give him a chance

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    great, now i'm clownboy.

    <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z0MBiE View Post
    great, now i'm clownboy.

    <3
    Clowns can be attractive!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cod4Sniper View Post
    Pity dates are so demeaning.
    Quote Originally Posted by Z0MBiE View Post
    haha pity date, you're mean.

    i like it!
    well like I felt sorry for him? i don't know..he kept asking me out all the time and i just said no most of the time and I felt bad and and D=

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
    well like I felt sorry for him? i don't know..he kept asking me out all the time and i just said no most of the time and I felt bad and and D=
    and now you're having his baby?

    Quote Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa View Post
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    i see you like dead people...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
    well like I felt sorry for him? i don't know..he kept asking me out all the time and i just said no most of the time and I felt bad and and D=
    thats horrrribbblleeeeee. Pity dates suck because they raise expectations.

    except i've been one. and it was fun. not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cod4Sniper View Post
    That takes the ****ing cake.
    I had an ex who was a pyromaniac.
    ..... It turned out with my cat being set on fire.
    LMFAO WAIT


    WAIT

    WAIT

    HOLD UP

    he set your CAT on FIRE?

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    That's not funny.
    And your ex was a girl right? I can call her a crazy bitch.

    Did your cat live btw?

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    It's funny in a sense that I can't believe someone would do that shit LOL. ****ing crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z0MBiE View Post
    damnit, thread makes me miss my crazy ex.

    You and I both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Useless View Post
    Go a 100 yards and fall out. And then cheer your girl on.

    EDIT: Seizure at Zombie's new sig.
    so many things i could have done yet its too late now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thalamast View Post
    so many things i could have done yet its too late now
    True, true. Shit Happens.
    Still know her? Friends with her?

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    i think Loric is stalking me...

    halp!

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