Quote Originally Posted by maoc389 View Post
what the hell, i thought my ex was crazy, but you take the cake.

My ex promised me with a threesome with her and her friend when we broke up, and never fulfilled that promise when we got back together. THEN she'd call me every (literally) three minutes whenever i was going out without her. When we finally did break up for good, she started spreading rumors, starting with her parents, about how i got her pregnant one night after she threw up in the morning from too much alcohol. Turns out? she wasn't pregnant at all.
THAT *****!

Lol @ pity dates. I'm very picky when it comes to dating... If the dude is just pathetic, I let him know.