Can your animal(s) speak?

[MageMoa]

No, but my cat screams.
No joke, it pretty much sounds like a scream when my other cat bites her.

Same here!

Oh wait, that's my mom, nvm...

[Oisterman]

Same here!

Oh wait, that's my mom, nvm...

Wait, what?

[Paladinn]

The only thing my cat 'says' is MUOOOW? RUAOOH! URRRMOOOUUH!! Reyoouh!

But only when we're all asleep.
And she'll bat at my door; she'll stand on her hind paws and push doors open with her front, and when she can't, she'll bat her paws as if she was climbing a ladder until you open up the door so she can go 'moouh!' and leave.
She's such a pain in the ***, but sometimes if I'm lucky, she'll lie down on me. =]

[ferkin]

my dog farts, thats just about the only noise he makes.

[monkeykid1212]

cute cat =^,,^=
cute cat 2 =^,,^=

[MerkaMerka]

My sisters cat BuuBuu(Or normal name Felix) quite intelligent can say "ma Ma" when she tells him to say mama :< and can also say "I love you" but the I love you sounds weird :o.

And I swear my ferret crawled in my bed once and started whispering complicated inuenndos in my ear... evil little ******.

[Magato]

What do you mean?

I just wake up with my ferret next to me asleep or running everywhere and my head hurts, terribly.

Sure blame the ferret =/


@zamwini ******ed turtle LOL

[MerkaMerka]

I've always wanted a ferret, but mum says they smell too bad.
:<

(And a >:[ to you, Daniel.)

SERIOUS ammounts of work = nice smelling ferret.

Brushing them, bathing them, cleaning their ears and stuff, keep them friendly towards you(This was easy for me :o), and give them a little laxitive(sounds weird) but they eat constantly(atleast mine does) and it makes them digest stuff easily.

The stank gland is uncontrollable though.

[BraveLM]

My dog Dustin is very communicative. He is Jack Russel Terrier and this breed is very active and smart. He barks when he wants to show you something, he also can beg for food as a real actor But the main think I like about his ability to communicate is that he can show you a sign when something is wrong with him. That's why we don't have troubles with removing fleas and thicks which are a big trouble for dogs in our area. Sometimes Dustin is a real disaster but I still love him.