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  1. 01-25-2009, 02:04 AM #1
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    Default Funny RPG Cliches

    I saw something like this only with FPS and thought it would be funny to post some dumb RPG cliches. So if anyone has any please post!
  2. 01-25-2009, 02:24 AM #2
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    I read this title as "Funny Onrpg cliches"

    anyway... isn't there like a list of 99 of them?
  3. 01-25-2009, 02:26 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
    I read this title as "Funny Onrpg cliches"

    anyway... isn't there like a list of 99 of them?
    The list is closer to like 190 or something, it is hilarious.
  4. 01-25-2009, 02:42 AM #4
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    My favorite RPG cliche is the good old 'Noob vs Nerd' battle.

    Pro: Lol, gtfo noob.

    Noob: Shut up nerd, get a life.

    Pro: I have a life, thank you very much!

    Noob: Yeah right, you're level 100. You probably play all day in your basement eating chips and being fat.

    Pro & Pro Friends: LOLOLOLOLOL WHAT A NOOB!

    Noob: ****in' nerds. Get a life.
  5. 01-25-2009, 03:39 AM #5
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    The main character looks like a female, but has a penis.
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    Beat the boss to win the game.

    But I don't find it very funny.
  7. 01-25-2009, 03:52 AM #7
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    The main character always loses a mother or a father sometimes even both.

    SERIOUSLY, Tell me a JRPG that doesn't have this cliche.
  8. 01-25-2009, 03:57 AM #8
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    Best website for this stuff ever.
    http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html
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    The protagonist has some kind of rival that he/she must faces every now and then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lothia View Post
    Best website for this stuff ever.
    http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html
    I'm loving this site.
  12. 01-25-2009, 07:07 AM #12
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    Bacn, who is that guy in your sig?
    I must find him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fattymac21 View Post
    Bacn, who is that guy in your sig?
    I must find him.
    His name will forever be lost to the confines of the internet.
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    The funniest cliche is when typical gamer gets super pissed off at an antagonist, utilizes the internet to find out that antagonist's personal information, hunts the antagonist down, and shoots that mother ****er dead.

    HARHARHARHARHARHAR. YOU STOLE MY KATANA!
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    the mysterious past or hidden past or whatever
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    In Japanese RPGs, male protagonists always look like total fags.



    Look at that queer!

    SERIOUSLY!!!

    It's not even funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cereal&Milk View Post
    The main character looks like a female, but has a penis.
    lolff9
    You always have to fight evil, or good.
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