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  1. 02-05-2009, 03:00 PM #1
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    Oh god, I found this so funny.

    [QUOTE]Getting Pulled Over


    When you see the familiar lights of a police car flashing in your rear view mirror, your immediate instinct is going to be speed up and try to lose him. Resist this urge. (Unless, of course, you’re pretty sure you can beat him.) Instead, pull over to the side of the road slowly. Traditionally, cops like to make you wait when they pull you over. According to a recent scientific study, it’s because they’re assholes. While they’re sitting in their car, making you wait, take the time to inspect the inside of your car. Is your seat belt on tight? Tighten it up! Is your radio on? Turn the volume down and switch it to a soothing, non-incriminating station. Do you have any provocative photograp


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  2. 02-05-2009, 03:06 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danuve View Post
    my urge to kill you is rising.
    I've heard that so much its lost all meaning <3


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    mildly funny i guess.

    "Because you know what happens when you assume, right? You get your “ass” maced. Also, your eyes."

    made me smile.
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    lmao this was epic...i laughed the whole way through
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    lawl this is win!
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    If You Challenge a Cop to a Fight and Win, He Legally Can’t Give You a Ticket:

    KIND OF FALSE. There is one cop in West Virginia who actually follows this rule, but there’s nothing legal about it and he rarely loses.
    I want to fight that cop!
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    Westsiiiiiiiiiiiiide.

    Haha. OHNO. I SAID WEST! (WiseGuy should get it).


    The rest of the source website is very lame. I forgot to link to it, but I'm not even gonna bother.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Danuve View Post
    Which part of this was supposed to be amusing?

    I'm curious because I still have a frown on my face and my urge to kill you is rising.


    <3
    Whats the matter, are you a coppy cop? Hmm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacksterson View Post
    Whats the matter, are you a coppy cop? Hmm?

    I just enjoy being anti-everything Oister likes for some reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danuve View Post
    I just enjoy being anti-everything Oister likes for some reason.

    i knew it, you're a farkin cop!
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    Freeze!This is the police,you are all under arrest!
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    Quote Originally Posted by H4wkeye View Post
    Freeze!This is the police,you are all under arrest!

    pow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Candyholic View Post

    pow.


    Come 'ere!
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