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  1. 02-09-2009, 06:47 AM #1
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    Default School Related Humor

    I was going to call this "College Humor", but we don't want to exclude the 12 year olds

    Feel free to contribute school related lulz, whether or not you actually partook in them.

    This was inspired by a little exchange i just had with my professor.

    My original email:
    Dear Professor,

    I was wondering if it would be at all possible for you to send me the Essay
    Outline. I seem to have misplaced it sometime during the strike, and now I
    don't know what I'm going to do with my life. Am I going to be a lawyer? A
    doctor? Or am I going to sell over-the-counter drugs on the street out of a
    trench coat I stole from a homeless person? Life is like a puzzle of
    uncertainty to me. Why do we exist? Does life have meaning? What happens when
    we die? Is Santa Claus real?

    I believe the Essay Outline is the key to answering all those questions and more (like, "what is the word limit for the essay?").

    I would greatly appreciate it if you took the time to send me the .doc. Thank
    you in advance.

    Your student,

    Vlad
    He replies:

    There is no Santa Claus, we are all going to die and rot, and here is the essay sheet.
    best
    DNS
    I reply:

    Dear Professor,

    You have successfully rid me of my existential crisis. For that, I owe you a
    million thanks. I'd type them out, but I should go ahead and start on the
    essay.

    Thank you.

    Your student,

    Vlad
    He responds:

    I forgot to add that life is hard, full of pain and suffering and tragedy, punctuated only now and then with some happiness, and then we die.
    Cheers!
    DNS
    I love profs with a sense of humor.
  2. 02-09-2009, 08:01 AM #2
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    Absolutely amazing. What class does he teach?
  3. 02-09-2009, 08:04 AM #3
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    Wow... none of my teachers have a sense of humour. If i tried something like that they wouldve put me under counselling.
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    though this isn't very funny to me it was....i had a teacher
    his name was mr. weiner(yes its pronounced weiner).....he was awfully embarrased by that so he tried lying to us telling us its really pronounced why nur.....the teacher was one of those douche bag teachers that everyone just hates....then one day the principal walks in and is like mr weiner we need you here and everyone just starts laughing because even the principal calls him weiner........yea not so funny anymore....it was about 4 years ago though lol
  5. 02-09-2009, 08:15 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manic View Post
    Absolutely amazing. What class does he teach?
    He's my Ethics prof. Though, his focus is Critical Reasoning and Analysis.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gattsu View Post
    Wow... none of my teachers have a sense of humour. If i tried something like that they wouldve put me under counselling.
    Are you in high school by any chance? Majority of high school teachers are dicks.
  6. 02-09-2009, 08:36 AM #6
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    My English Honors teacher is like this, though hes a amazing at teaching, hes the hardest teacher, yet you learn things from him the hard way, but its for the best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PG6sGuitarist View Post
    He's my Ethics prof. Though, his focus is Critical Reasoning and Analysis.



    Are you in high school by any chance? Majority of high school teachers are dicks.
    Yeh but i just finished and im going onto university now. True that most of my high school teachers were dicks but i had a few hot ones.
  8. 02-09-2009, 09:28 AM #8
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    i just remembered my 5th grade teacher....mrs.pizzo.......when i was younger i used to think she peed on herself....but as i think of it now.....guys i think my 5th grade teacher was either constantly horny.....or constantly having sex in school lol...she wore sweats a lot...everytime she would sit down to read us a story and she would open her legs youd see a wet spot right on her vajayjay area....and when she stood up and wrote on the board you can see some of it from the back as well...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWiseGuy View Post
    i just remembered my 5th grade teacher....mrs.pizzo.......when i was younger i used to think she peed on herself....but as i think of it now.....guys i think my 5th grade teacher was either constantly horny.....or constantly having sex in school lol...she wore sweats a lot...everytime she would sit down to read us a story and she would open her legs youd see a wet spot right on her vajayjay area....and when she stood up and wrote on the board you can see some of it from the back as well...
    With 5th graders, Holy shit!! Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWiseGuy View Post
    i just remembered my 5th grade teacher....mrs.pizzo.......when i was younger i used to think she peed on herself....but as i think of it now.....guys i think my 5th grade teacher was either constantly horny.....or constantly having sex in school lol...she wore sweats a lot...everytime she would sit down to read us a story and she would open her legs youd see a wet spot right on her vajayjay area....and when she stood up and wrote on the board you can see some of it from the back as well...
    The real question here is why were you looking at your teacher's vajayjay?

    But my science teacher Mr. Murphy and I always joke around...He's having a kid soon so I call him Papa Murph. Oh and one time he was stressing how he used to be all buff now he is just fat and I was like "Murph I still think your sexy" and hes goes "I'll see you after class" and blows me a kiss. Hes actually real with us...not a dickweed thats just there to get paid. He enjoys his job.
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    Errr, should i change the name of the thread to "Witty school humor"?
  12. 02-09-2009, 04:14 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by power_gamer_6 View Post
    LOL Vlad your prof's a dick... and I'm late for school. TTYL!

    My Prof's ****ing awesome.
    <3
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