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    Question Orgasms are good for you wtf?

    Orgasms are good for you wtf?


    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2219798.ece

    GIRLS who get lots of sexual thrills are also the most likely to hit career and health highs, claims Britain's first orgasm coach.
    Psychologist Lisa Turner, below, says the right type of orgasm will "massively increase your energy. "

    Studies suggest that 28 per cent of women rarely, or never, achieve full orgasm, and many resort to faking it - as Meg Ryan did in that famous When Harry Met Sally scene.

    But the real thing won't just help your sex life, Lisa says good orgasms also boost health and concentration and help women perform better at work.



    She believes: "You will feel more vital, healthy, and energised."

    Lisa, who offers lessons in love, says there are four different types of orgasm.

    The clitoral orgasm "In the past it was not recognised that women needed clitoral stimulation in order to achieve orgasm.

    Now this is commonly appreciated but often to the detriment to the other kinds of orgasms that women can achieve."

    The Vaginal Orgasm "This type involves the spot and other highly sensitive areas that are inside the vagina. These orgasms are very different and can be either more or less intense physically, but energetically they raise your energy rather than deplete it."


    Multiple Orgasms "Where you stay at the height of sexual excitement such that you have a series of orgasms one after another. just like a string of pearls.

    The Full Body Orgasm "These are rare in most women. Not because they are difficult to achieve. With the right training, and practice anyone can achieve a full body orgasm - including men.

    These can go on for anything up to 30 minutes, although several minutes is more usual.

    She says the most common block to ultimate enjoyment is past trauma, or an inability to let go.


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    Considering it came from The Sun, I'm gonna go in the complete opposite direction.

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    Yes, this is why ******s look so damn healthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darc View Post
    Yes, this is why ******s look so damn healthy.
    I fukken lol'd.

    Anyway, i think they're good, but they don't affect your life.
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    Orgasms are no more an achievement than taking a crap after eating.

    If you can't give a girl/guy an orgasm, then there's probably something medically wrong with them and/or you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norrin Radd View Post
    Orgasms are no more an achievement than taking a crap after eating.

    If you can't give a girl an orgasm, then there's probably something medically wrong with them and/or you.
    Then again, there isn't.

    The percentage of women who gets an orgasm from intercourse is only 29%. It's harder for women to get an orgasm than men.

    Or even,

    Some girls just fake orgasms (not saying it has happened to me).

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    Quote Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa View Post
    They'll have ONE vaginal problem. Loose Cooch.
    Not a woman, but I'd think that exercising your vaginal muscles might help with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa View Post
    They'll have ONE vaginal problem. Loose Cooch.
    That's what she said.


    (am I doing it right?)


    The article makes sense in a way. Although it's the SUN. Such a horrible boulevard magazine. Almost as horrible as the German ones.

    God save the queen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    Then again, there isn't.

    The percentage of women who gets an orgasm from intercourse is only 29%. It's harder for women to get an orgasm than men.

    Or even,

    Some girls just fake orgasms (not saying it has happened to me).
    It's okay Jak, we're here for you..Tell us how it happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenapachi View Post
    It's okay Jak, we're here for you..Tell us how it happened.
    I'm actually quite serious. I'm still a virgin.

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    Wow isn't that something.Maybe me and my girl should try this out..

    Oh yea,no sex until marriage



    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    I'm actually quite serious. I'm still a virgin.
    You ain't the only one

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    who says its only women who fake orgasms anyways?



    anywho, the Sun huh? i shall most definately be using this tabloid in future editions of my scientific journal.

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    jeez, OP sounds like he was trained to think that orgasms were bad for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deimos View Post
    who says its only women who fake orgasms anyways?
    If men fake orgasms, I don't know what to say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    If men fake orgasms, I don't know what to say.
    I always carry a tube of fake ****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    If men fake orgasms, I don't know what to say.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0243736/
    He did it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deimos View Post
    who says its only women who fake orgasms anyways?
    LOL, wtf? 10char.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    If men fake orgasms, I don't know what to say.
    well imagine you have an epiphany wihlst in bed and you realise you are with someone you hate or is ugly or whatever and you want to end it as quickly as possible before you are sick/feel the need to kill yourself "oh oh oh woops sorry thats me done, guess its time for sleep now sorry, call you later" and then you never call. easy.

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    Some men fake orgasms for the same reason women probably do.

    1) The sex wasn't good enough and you don't want to offend.

    2) You genuinely cannot climax from intercourse, and don't want to offend.

    Quote Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa View Post
    LOL Your sex life must suck.
    Really?

    How did the sex end for you? Same way it ended for everyone who has ever had sex, ever.

    You either enjoy it based on individual, or you don't.

    I've had some great sex, I've had some lame sex. Sex inherently isn't a great nor complicated thing. It's the same act for everybody.

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    to the dude wanting to know how guys full body orgasm

    shove your hand up to your elbow up your *** (or have someone else do it for you since u need to be a contorsionist)

    and tadaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thalamast View Post
    to the dude wanting to know how guys full body orgasm

    shove your hand up to your elbow up your *** (or have someone else do it for you since u need to be a contorsionist)

    and tadaa

    I've seen *******, but NEVER elbowing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    I've seen *******, but NEVER elbowing.
    its more extreme

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norrin Radd View Post
    Sex is overrated, it truly is.

    The idea of getting laid is genuinely so much better than actually doing it, with a few exceptions. Like the girl I'm "seeing" currently.

    Even then, it's still just sex.
    in a way he is correct.....sex is overrated in the sense that people should just open up about sex.....girls are all like oh i wanna wait till marriage....or oh i wanna wait for true love.....or i wanna wait 3 months before we do anything...in all honesty if your dating someone and you find them attractive and if you get wet when near them just fckin go for it.....seriously were not in the 1800's anymore sex isn't like for married couples anymore...anyone can have it....only thing i do believe is that in order to have sex you should fully understand the concept of sex and understand the opposite sex and how sex works for them and fully understand std's and such before you bother with sex....other than that women give it up easier sheesh.....and guys dont give it up so easy....that'll make the other girls dirtier and when we get them we end up catching something lol

    and about the faking orgasms thing....after i broke up with my ex she started dating a black guy.....shortly after me and her hooked up....lets just say i had to fake the orgasm there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norrin Radd View Post
    It's the same act for everybody.

    It isn't if you're Indian.



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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWiseGuy View Post
    in a way he is correct.....sex is overrated in the sense that people should just open up about sex.....girls are all like oh i wanna wait till marriage....or oh i wanna wait for true love.....or i wanna wait 3 months before we do anything...in all honesty if your dating someone and you find them attractive and if you get wet when near them just fckin go for it.....seriously were not in the 1800's anymore sex isn't like for married couples anymore...anyone can have it....only thing i do believe is that in order to have sex you should fully understand the concept of sex and understand the opposite sex and how sex works for them and fully understand std's and such before you bother with sex....other than that women give it up easier sheesh.....and guys dont give it up so easy....that'll make the other girls dirtier and when we get them we end up catching something lol

    and about the faking orgasms thing....after i broke up with my ex she started dating a black guy.....shortly after me and her hooked up....lets just say i had to fake the orgasm there
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